As soon as I saw this topic, I thought of A Bitch Is A Bitch by NWA: Spoiler [Eazy E] Oh shit. I guess there's one less bitch you gotta worry about. [Narrator] Let's describe a certain female. A female with the disease of character And attitude. If you will a snob. However in a view of NWA... [Ice Cube] A bitch is a bitch (bitch) So if I'm poor or rich (word up) I talk in the exact same pitch Now the title bitch don't apply to all women But all women have a little bitch in 'em (yeah) It's like a disease that's plagues their character Takin' the women of America (yeah) And it starts with a letter B It makes a girl like that think she better than me (bitch) See, some get mad and some just bear it But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it (wear it) It makes 'em go deaf in the ear That's why when you say 'hi' she won't say 'hi' Are you the kind that think you're too damn fly? Bitch eat shit 'n die (ha, ha) Ice cube comin' at you at crazy pitch (Why?) I think a bitch is a bitch 'Who the fuck you think you're callin' a bitch you little sorry muthafucka? I dunno who the fuck you think you're talkin' to. Let me tell you one Muthafuckin' thang, I'm not a...' [Eazy E] 'Bitch, shut the fuck up.' Yo, you can tell a girl that's out for the money (How?) She look good and the bitch walk funny She ain't no dummy she's rather canivin' Yo, bitch fuck when I'm driving See a young nigga that's striving You're thru' without a BMW That's why a bitch is a bitch I guess, or even P-M-S Here, test the girl that's kinda snobby (a'ight) And I bet you dis a nigga is her hobby And after she finished the test Write your date a B-I-T-C-H And watch her get mad 'cause she know it's true (she know it) But a nigga like me, I say 'fuck you' Do like Ice Cube, slam her ass in a ditch (slam her ass) 'Cause a bitch is a bitch 'Why I gonna be a bitch?' 'I ain't call you no bitch. If you'd listen to a goddamn song it'd tell You what a bitch is.' 'Fuck the song 'cause I'm not no muthafuckin' bitch.' 'I didn't say you was a bitch.' 'Fuck you, punk-ass nigga!' 'Fuck you, bitch! 'Fuck you! Who the fuck you think you are? 'Fuck you! Suck my dick, bitch! I once knew a bitch who got a slack 'Cause she played me like she was all that A bitch can be your best friend talking behind your back (yeah) About who's fucking who and who's getting fat Look at yourself for me, (look bitch) Now do you fall in this category? Or you're the kind that won't blink 'Cause you don't think, your shit stinks Lucky I haven't had a drink 'Cause I'd down you ass Than I'd clown your ass 'Cause the niggas I hang with ain't rich (I ain't rich) We're all saying 'Fuck you bitch!' (Word up!) Now, what I can do with a hoe like you Been your ass over then I'm thru' ? that you see Ice Cube ain't takin' no shit (Why?) 'Cause I think a bitch is a bitch [Narrator] There you have it. The description of a bitch. Now ask yourself, Are they talking about you? Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry, Scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing bitch? Yep, you Probably are. Bitch! It's a long set of lyrics, but my favourite is the paragraph at the end for the narrator. Very well put.
Baby, you make me wish ah had THREE hands! FOCUS: Bitches that be trippin'. Bitches that ain't being cool. Silly bitches, Trix are for kids! (?)