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Ballsack's Wedding

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Angel_1756, Jan 9, 2012.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    The Big Four-Oh

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    As proof that I spend too much time on this place, I had a dream the other night that a bunch of us went to Ballsack's wedding. At the end of the ceremony, they released doves. Toytoy88 had a shotgun (no shit) and was shooting them out of the sky - and as they fell, they exploded into a burst of cocaine. It seemed fitting.

    Focus: Ballsack's getting married in a few months. Speculate on the wedding plans.
     
    #1 Angel_1756, Jan 9, 2012
  2. Frank

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    All I know is that I'd pay good money for the footage if Whiatisinaname and suapyg crash it.
     
    #2 Frank, Jan 9, 2012
  3. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Ok, I think I can safetly say TiB just jumped the shark with this thread.
     
    #3 Trakiel, Jan 9, 2012
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    I have a pretty good idea of what their wedding photo will look like:

    [​IMG]
     
    #4 Nom Chompsky, Jan 9, 2012
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Yeah, but what about your wedding.

    (Also, if anybody ever makes the TiB movie, that dream sequence that Angel laid out better be in there somewhere.)

    During Nett's toast, I expect, Shegirl to drunkenly elbow him out of the way, and grab the mic. She'll ramble on about her true feelings for 'sack that's she's kept repressed for years. As her mascara begins to run, she'll reach over and chug the rest of the bride's champagne, drop the mic on a salad plate and walk out to stunned silence save for a little feedback squeal. Then, double_stop's band will break into "Louie, Louie."
     
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  6. Devils Advocate

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    Did you just randomly think of that? It sounds like you have this all plotted out... Shegirl's going to come whoop your ass now. I want to be the one to decorate the BMW.
     
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    C'mon now. You're just being shitty because black people aren't invited.
     
    #7 Luke 217, Jan 9, 2012
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    #9 Frank, Jan 9, 2012
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    All I imagine is the flower girl tossing vials of coke and not flowers. And tossing out more coke instead of rice...because you know, rice attracts birds.
     
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    I vote you replace drums in the band with a lineup of some big boobs.
     
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    There isn't enough booze in the world. But there is to make me bust out some Pat B and get my groove on. Heartbreaker.
     
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    Please, we all know you two have a choreographed surprise for the guests.

    That's ballsack and shegirl. Right there, below. That's what's they'll do.
    [​IMG]
     
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    Seating would be arranged by how expensive your car is.
     
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    Placed in front of Ballsack and his wife at the head table will be a large mirror so they can constantly toast themselves and do not have to look upon the groundlings who are lucky enough to be at the blessed event.
     
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    A female friend of mine currently has a cast on her wrist after attempting that move at a bar two weekends ago after 8-10 shots with an equally drunk Swayze wannabe. Disastrous would be too kind to the results.

    FOCUS: I predict a Ballsack breakdown towards the end of the reception when he drunkenly expresses that now that he has found love, he will throw away all of his material possessions to escape the grind...and likely escape to a quiet life of backwater plantation owner in the Deep South.
     
    #16 JWags, Jan 9, 2012
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    What does your grooms cake look like? And what type of cake is it?
     
    #17 Pinkcup, Jan 9, 2012
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    Does every single person you're inviting like seafood? If they don't, I'll eat their dinner.
     
    #18 Frank, Jan 9, 2012
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    Yes. The Groom's Cake is basically your own, personal cake.* You can have it made in whatever form you'd like and with whatever flavor you want. Typically, the groom does chocolate/red velvet/carrot/spice cake...but you can do whatever you want, really. Ask Futurewife if you're allowed to have one. Some brides don't want anything to compete with "their" cake, but she seems cool enough.

    *You have to serve some to guests, obviously, but it's not a main event like the wedding cake.
     
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  20. Rush-O-Matic

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    There might be one or two Jews who won't eat shellfish.

    Of course, there's no way for you to have known that.
     
    #20 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 9, 2012
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