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AWARD WINNING HOME WRECKING NO BAKE DOUBLE PB NUTELLA PIE

Discussion in 'Cooking' started by downndirty, Oct 12, 2017.

  1. downndirty

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    AWARD WINNING HOME WRECKING NO BAKE DOUBLE PB NUTELLA PIE

    Be forewarned, this will ruin you. It requires a lightsaber to cut, has more calories than entire aisles of the super market and is essentially cocaine.

    You'll need:
    1/2 cup confectioner's sugar (no more than 1 cup, but you can use this to your taste...I've done as little as 1/4 cup and as much as 1 cup, but I'd say 3/8 is good). Brown sugar will also work.
    1 bar/stick/lump of cream cheese (whole fucking thing)
    1 tub of cool whip type shit (whole fucking thing)
    1 small jar of nutella (WHOLE FUCKING THING)
    1/2 jar of smooth pb (to taste, but should be slightly less than the nutella)
    1 (or more) pie shells
    1/2 cup of milk/coconut milk (enough to make it liquid and smooth

    Optional: chocolate chips, brownie bites, graham cracker crumbs, caramel sauce, anything sweet you want to mix in there.

    Mix all this shit in a bowl until smooth. Pour it into pie crust and freeze it.
    Behold my works, ye healthy and lament yon kale.
     
  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    If you really wanted to go full diabetus I bet coffee creamer would make a great substitute for the milk. The heath bar flavored one would send me into a food coma with that.
     
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    Bruh....
     
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    You should top it with crunched up butterfingers. And make the pie crust out of Oreos.
     
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