What are these weak arguments? Come now, I thought we were better than that. This is obviously the correct stance on the issue.
While I would like to believe your statements, I simply cannot standby and let such falsehoods be presented to the public. My counter argument: Spoiler
While I appreciate where you're coming from, not everything is black and white. So, I would like to point this out:
Thank God for half days. Just posted up at the bar at the restaurant down the road. I'm going to have a guacamole burger and a couple coors lights. Then I'm going to go home and have a couple linenkugels sunset wheats and join in on this discussion I see we have brewing here.
I think I'm going to take a shower, then go for a drive on this sunny and 73 degree day. Ah, living in FL is the life.
For tonight I have: 6 Cans of Guinness 8 Bottles of Carlsberg 2 Litres of Strongbow Cider Half a bottle of wine 0 Friends to drink with Well to be fair I could go join my friends in town, but I'm more in the mood to just sit around and drink so I've got some IRA songs on the speakers and plenty of drink. Hard to beat really.
So, they shot it sideways so it would stay low to the ground and kill everybody in the neighbourhood? By the way, that was fucking awesome.
It is fucking glorious outside, went snow shoeing with just a t-shirt this morning. Also, all the heat has softened up the snow and made it a diesel leg workout again, I think I'm going again in a couple hours to take advantage. Went to lunch with the GF today to Olive Garden since we have some gift cards to use up and they have that awesome unlimited soup, salad and bread sticks thing for lunch. I'm not going to lie, it felt really odd going to a sit down restaurant and not ordering any booze, then I began to think about it and the last time I remember going to a sit down place that serves alcohol and not drinking any was almost two years ago when I went to the job interview. Then I got distracted by how morbidly obese all the patrons were. And I don't mean "probably should get their ass on a treadmill" fat, I mean "how the fuck do they reach their zipper" fat. Made it hard to eat.
It could have just malfunctioned. But damn, that would be a very good way to clear a crowd. Not only are the fire balls damn scary, but the sound and the shockwave alone would probably make most people piss their pants. I would be such a great head of Egypt's interior ministry.
Have you ever noticed that really fat people tend to get fat in one of two different ways? There's the sagging gut people, who have a stomach that hangs over the top of their pants, and often down to their crotch, and then there's the more round gut people, where it doesn't sag, and gives more a humpty-dumpty shape. What causes the difference?
My stupid car decided to break down today. New radiator, thermostat and fuel pump are being relaced for almost $600. Apparently that is a pretty good price, from my research. At least I had the money in my account and they gave me a loaner car so I could come home and toke up a while. In other news, my good friend J just went from a AA to a D cup. She was over for dinner last night and let me play with them.
I always just assumed the round gut people had some sort of belly bra device to ease back pain like women with huge tits.