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When I was in my early to mid 20s people used to tell me I looked like John Franco all the time. For a while it was almost every single time I went to a bar at least 2 - 3 people would tell me that. But, honestly, except for the moustache, which I don't even have anymore, I don't see it.

 

I have never been shy, I have been told I resemble Joan Jett or Pat Benatar for as long as I can remember.

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My hair is currently bright fucking red though..

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Here I am half hammered in a parking lot outside the Georgia Dome on the way back to the tailgate.

 

This is mostly the opinion of drunk frat guys, but people always tell me I look like Tina Majorino.




I have red hair, but otherwise that's me. My legs are that scrawny. We also have the same skin-tone. If you look for other pictures of her, we have the same waist-to-bust proportions.

 

I'm sure in no way I could regret this.

This is me:

 

I've posted enough pictures of myself over the years. If you don't know what I look like already, then it'll take minimal digging. It goes something like this:





(I'm somewhat depressed these are the best pictures I could find from the fine film Vertical Limit.)

 

This is what I look like. Fortunately I have a sense of humor. Unfortunately I look like a Middle Eastern Mr. Bean.

 

Why not?

One with hat, one without. I wear hats all the time so I'm breaking the rule.





Edit: the first picture is obviously a shitty cell phone picture but one of the few where I'm not wearing a hat.

 

I'm have very few photos of myself, and the few I do have are usually taken by other people.
Here's me at a NAGA tournament last year (I'm on the right).

 

Frylock was almost dead on, especially considering I wear black power trinkets on a near-daily basis. He did, however, get the hair wrong. (These are maybe a year old, I would have taken one now, but I can't figure out how to turn the flash on my phone off and it makes all the pics weird). A couple, one smiling, one not:

 

BD was pretty close with that first picture of the three Canadians. Here's a shitty cellphone pic from a few years ago since thats all I have right now.

 

I considered posting a picture of myself, then I remembered that there is already a picture of me in another thread, and I figured one is enough.

However, I will post a picture of someone who I apparently looked like back in my middle school days, according to one of my friends:


(Averman from The Mighty Ducks)

I never had curly hair though, so I'm not sure how he made the connection. However, I did have the big nerdy glasses so I guess it's not that far of a stretch.

 

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You're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you all the way from the Xander Zone. Fag.

 

No sunglasses, no fish and nothing dead.

 

I've been told many time's that this guy looks a lot like me, minus the 9'oclock shadow.


Ladies, what do you think? The actual me: