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Ass. ass. ASS (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by $100T2, Jan 16, 2011.

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Your Preference?

  1. Small

    11 vote(s)
    5.3%
  2. Medium

    65 vote(s)
    31.3%
  3. Heart-Shaped

    84 vote(s)
    40.4%
  4. I'm basically Sir Mix-a-Lot

    25 vote(s)
    12.0%
  5. I don't care, boobs all the way.

    14 vote(s)
    6.7%
  6. CHATER I CANT WAIT FOR FAST AND THE FURIOUS FIVE YO!

    9 vote(s)
    4.3%
  1. Hoosiermess

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    I voted medium but heart shaped is great too. Those are the two the women I have slept with generally have but I have to agree with those who have said; like breasts the booty has to fit a woman's overal build and when it does (generally speaking of course) it looks good on her. The best ass I have ever seen belonged to a woman who ran everyday, and I think it was like 5-10 miles a day. It was medium, muscluar, round, and fit her body perfectly. If you want to be picky her legs were far too muscular, almost scary. Then again who's perfect?


    <a class="postlink" href="http://watt-up.blogspot.com/2009/01/jaime-pressly-10-ass.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://watt-up.blogspot.com/2009/01/jai ... 0-ass.html</a>
    Yummy.
     
  2. Superfantastic

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    AHH dude wtf? First your sister and now this? Your hidden porn folder must be the scariest thing.
     
  4. Elset

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    I've had an obsession with Tawnee Stone since I started looking at porn in middle school.
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  5. shimmered

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    Where's the 'bubble' option? I like an ass that, when you're kissing the girl, you can reach around and it just fills your hands with that swell on the backside. Jessica Biel's ass is just about perfect.
     
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  7. bukowskionice

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    I'm gonna have to go with Mos Def on this one. Ass so fat that you can see it from the front.

    POW!!!

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  8. BakedBean

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    I don't have anything really to add to the discussion, I just wanted to post a picture of an incredible edible ass:

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  9. ouroboros

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    This girl's booty won her a custom 1978 VW microbus from Hollister/Facebook...she is cute and the booty is tiny but nice (I love the back-dimples). I just dont think the booty was '78 VW special.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.autoblog.com/2011/01/24/cheeky-coeds-butt-wins-vintage-vw-bus/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.autoblog.com/2011/01/24/chee ... ge-vw-bus/</a>
     
  10. JWags

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    Seriously? This won a vehicle?



    I mean, cute girl and she is in shape, sure, but really? That won a contest. You can go anywhere and see 10 girls with a little butt like that.
     

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  11. Parker

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    I seriously mean this, and it seriously is true. Seriously. Most "white girl" jeans like Hollister and Abercrombie have a bad habit of hiding girl's asses. This was explained to me in great detail by a hardcore fashionista when I was randomly going through a magazine and made a comment about white women lacking ass. I bet that ass looks fantastic and bigger outside of jeans.
     
  12. KIMaster

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    Ugh. The people voting on the contest must either be pedophiles or gay; a tiny, pancake flat ass? No thanks.

    It's funny, because they showed a picture of the girl in the link, and on the whole, she's absolutely gorgeous, with a beautiful face. But her ass? Awful.
     
  13. ouroboros

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    I just remembered this clip from a few years ago..

    ABSOLUTE PERFECTION NSFW
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu1uMVjnj80" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu1uMVjnj80</a>[/youtube]