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Ass. ass. ASS (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by $100T2, Jan 16, 2011.

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Your Preference?

  1. Small

    11 vote(s)
    5.3%
  2. Medium

    65 vote(s)
    31.3%
  3. Heart-Shaped

    84 vote(s)
    40.4%
  4. I'm basically Sir Mix-a-Lot

    25 vote(s)
    12.0%
  5. I don't care, boobs all the way.

    14 vote(s)
    6.7%
  6. CHATER I CANT WAIT FOR FAST AND THE FURIOUS FIVE YO!

    9 vote(s)
    4.3%
  1. Diablo

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    There's a pool?
     
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    She was never in the pool the begin with. The displacement would have been too great and they didn't feel like cleaning the deck. Either that or they photoshopped out all of her water-repelling body hair. She has preen, like a duck.
     
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    Just delicious. Also, I really love when you are able to reach back and just cup your fingers around the bottom of their cheeks. That little crevice that develops there on a good ass is just heaven, and I don't know why.
     
  4. Kratos

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    Jamie Eason, nuff said.
     

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    The first time I saw a picture of Jamie Eason I thought it was Ellen Barkin and my reaction was "Holy fuck Ellen Barkin looks good for her age."
     
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    Sorry, but asses that you can show Drive-In movies on are fucking gross in my eyes. I didn't exactly get it when all of a sudden it was sexy for women to literally let themselves go. I'd prefer a woman who puts work in on a stairmaster to the one that prefers Jello.

    Can anybody post a picture other than Miss Piggy Kardashian? You could get The Clap just by looking at her photo for more than five seconds. Please stop putting filthy whores on podiums, people.
     
  7. p00g0blin

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    The girlfriend has a Jamie Eason ass, which I do enjoy thoroughly..

    But Jessica Biel-ish asses are cream of the crop.
     

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    I'm not an ass man myself, but that looks pretty damn good. I think the key is moderation, you want something you can grab hold of, but not so much that it gets in the way of things.

    Oh, and the kardashian spawn are ugly whores.
     
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    I'm a Sir Mix A Lot myself. I love a phat ass.

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  10. McSmallstuff

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    Eva Angelina for the win! (See my avatar)
     
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    I'm fine with "large" or occasionally "medium", but I voted "Sir Mix-a-Lot" without any hesitation. For example, I consider the following super hot; (and not only because she is black)
     

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    I'm more of a boob man, but I think that ass and boobs should bear some proportion to each other to look right.

    Big boobs and flat ass? Looks funny.
    Big ass and no tits? Looks downright funny.
    No ass and no tits? Not getting a second look.
    Big ass and big tits? If it's got a discernible waist in the middle: hello!
     
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    Personally, the key thing that separates an amazing ass from a just-fine ass is the little lip at the bottom where it goes up a little bit before meeting the leg.

    Rachel McAdams has an ass fit for the gods.

     
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    I'm surprised Vida Guerra has not been mentioned. Do a simple google image search for any pictures but try to view her earlier photos where she was in her late 20s. She is pushing 37 in 2 months and seems to have all but disappeared from making any news the past couple years.

    For me, the ass can't have so much of itself that it starts to lump over itself. Obviously muscle is the desired material but I'd rather have none than too much. The ass cheeks "should" look like 2 spherical rubber balls stuck underneath the skin.

    I've found there are certain groups that often have more of these qualities than others: Latina>Black>White>Asian. I also believe asses tend to peak around the high school years (while facial features tend to peak around college years).
     
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    I've seen pics of her where she's stunning, but that pic is gross. I'm all for curves (main preference would be the small but round type, much like Rachel Mcadam's), but her ass/legs just look chunky in that one, like she's a few weeks away from an ass-load of cellulite. Makes me think of the deuces she must drop, and I'm still a firm believer that girls don't dump. Guarantee that other girl (her sister?) has a much finer tush. I don't care enough to Google 'Kardashian's mom', but I'd bet money the word 'saggy' describes her, and Kim in a few years, very well. And that look of conceit on her face is WAY disproportional to how good she actually looks. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't turn her, or a similarily shaped woman down, but it would be for the novelty of it only.

    As I mentioned in the boob thread, I'm an ass man for two main reasons: You can check them out easier, and they're a much better indicator of a girl's hotness overall. Very rare to have a sweet ass and saggy floppy boobs, at least compared to the frequency of big breasted AND big assed (in the bad way) women. Oh, and durability. I've never had a girl say I squeezed her ass too hard.

    As for pics to share, here is what I'm looking at/pressing against on the regular. I'd say it's about perfect (and yes I have permission).

    And I would punch any of you in the face to be her underwear for a day.
     
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    Ass! The other pink meat:


    I voted Sir Mix. The best ass is a consistently flowing variety of it.
     

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    A classic from the christmas drunk thread...
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    Not a Jets fan, but(t)...
     

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