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AskMen's Top 99

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Christie Brinkley seems to have held up okay. I don't think she was ever described as a waif, even 40 years ago. I'm with VI and prefer a curvy girl that likes to stay that way through sensible diet and fitness, over the Kate Moss drug addict girl who is afraid to eat a carrot.

    I didn't feel like scrolling through that whole list. Is Hannah Ferguson on there?
     
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    Yeah, I'm going with this as well. The list is about women that are desirable NOW, not down the road.

    And frankly, as I've gotten a little older, I tend to find women my age more attractive. There are some lines around the eyes, and the mouth from laughing. Yes, the boobs don't quite sit up as high, and yes, the ass is a bit lower, but give me a relatively in shape 40 year old woman over a 21 year old girl any day of the week. I'm going to have a hell of a lot more fun with the 40 year old, in and out of the bedroom, than the 21 year old.

    But again, I'm weird.
     
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    Thats a list I'd read. Side note, their website could be worse than fucking geocities. Someone needs to tell them their flash layout bullshit ain't making it any easier to choke down their article.


    Also, I guess I don't keep on pop culture but I still don't have any idea who Alison Brie is. I mean I guess Ive seen her in her small role in Mad Men. She might be super hot but Ive never really seen anything else with her. I had her confused forever with Bree Olson, the pornstar "goddess" Charlie Sheen was fucking when he had his little meltdown.


    2nd edit: Also just like to note my penis is still rock hard over that one scene in True Detective where Alexandra Daddario gets naked. It's been three weeks.
     
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    Christie Brinkley also was, and always has been, in fantastic shape. She didn't become famous because of her tits. Upton doesn't have 1/10th of the fitness of most of the girls on these lists, or in the model game for that matter. And she's not curvy, she has HUGE tits, a whatever midsection and a flat ass with skinny legs. She's the prime example of people using curvy as a catch all for "not waifish".

    This happens every time this comes up, but 90% of dudes aren't going to pick the Kate Moss body. Its always black and white, either you like this nebulous curvy woman, or you like Kate Moss. Look at the list, plenty of the women fit your definition, I mean Emilia Clarke at number one is more "curvy" than she is Kate Moss, though she isn't either. Curvy poster child (who I think still falls into the "its all cause I have huge tits) Kat Dennings is top 12.

    If you need any more reason this list is a joke, Jen Selter is #82. Now I think she's attractive (but not outrageously so) and has an otherworldly ass, but she's literally just an instagram chick who's gotten a few fitness deals cause of social media buzz, 90% of the population would go who?

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    I said nothing about her vagina.
     
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    Pardon me while I fantsize about actually having to choose between a hot 41 yr old and a 21 year old who want to have sex with me.

    This didn't happen when I was 27, never mind 47. And let's face it, the train has left the station on me banging a 21 year old.

    Never mind the fanasizing, I think I'm going to go cry quietly somewhere.
     
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    In that same vein as Upton is this Jen Selter chick you're talking about, just with her ass instead of tits. When I see people glorify asses, it's always a woman with a toned ass too big for her body. I love a toned ass as much as the next guy, but said toned ass needs to be proportionate to the rest of her body.
     
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    The point I was making is that what guys think of as curvy is a whole hell of a lot different than what women think of as curvy.

    What guys think of as curvy (and let's not forget the qualifier "in shape" because we don't want fatty curvy women):

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    What women think of as curvy:

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    For example, while Christie Brinkley might be heavier than today's models (same could be said for Cindy Crawford), she ain't curvy.

    Edited to add: As a woman, I would describe Kate Upton as soft. Not curvy as she has no waist or ass. And I know it's an annual list that comes out every year, but since the point of the thread was to address the list, from what I've seen, she does not have the body type that will hold up over the years. Sucks, but it is what it is. Unless she starts working out.
     
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    Well, then you can include her on your list when they put together the AskWomen Top 99.
     
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    Curious, how would you describe this woman? Soft, like Upton? And who is she?

    Also, forum's acting weird with posts.
     
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    I never said she was on any of my lists anywhere. I'm just saying guys use the term curvy rather loosely. You say curvy and women in the picture above go "Yes!". And you're picturing....not her.

    Wrong picture! I didn't look at it at first. I need to change my answer. I'd call her thin and in shape. I don't know who she is. Google is my friend. Just an image that popped up.

    This is what I would call curvy:

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    More fuller figured.

    I'm an editing machine today!
     
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    Instead of that chick with the face of a fucking Morlock, you could have just posted Kelly Brook.

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    For reference, this is what Kelly Brook looks like naked:

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    Red because of Valentine's Day?

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    Sorry, didn't realize you guys looked at faces when girls in bikinis. I'll try to do better next time.
     
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    I thought it was Stephen Hawking until I scrolled down to the body,
     
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    Yup, she's curvy. More full-figured than a bunch of guys would probably prefer, but she's still curvy. When guys talk about and think about curvy, we're primarily thinking about her hip/waist ratio, moreso than tits or ass.
     
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    I love it when women complain that the photos of models are all photoshopped and unrealistic, then they throw up a modeling photo of a big girl, like its not equally manipulated.

    For men, whenever a girl says curvy its an synonym for fat.
     
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    I dont think she is curvy. I am an ass man through and through, but Kate Upton's tits are just divine.

    Now how in the world is that ass to big for her body?
     
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    Amy fucking Poehler is 23... a full 3 spots higher than Mila Kunis...
    No need to even talk about this any more
     
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    Yea, Mila Kunis being behind her just isn't right. I'd take her over Emilia Clarke too.
     
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