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AskMen's Top 99

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by john_b, Feb 13, 2014.

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  1. john_b

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    So The AskMen Top 99 women's listhas been released.

    Initial thoughts:

    No Jessica Biel, Giselle, Bar Rafaeli, Megan Fox?

    Miley should be higher than 99, considering the rest they put in front of her. Ditto Selena Gomez (though maybe she loses points for Bieber association). Ditto Scarlett Johanson.
     
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    Re: THE SUPERBOWL WDT

    Porn doesn't last 47 seconds followed by a fridge raid.

    If you want real, shout "AUUGHH!! Charlie horse!!!" or "You know that 's attached to me, right?!?!"

    Edit: on a list out of 99, I would rank Miley Cyrus at around 120. I've never seen a woman, ever; fail at trying to be sexy the way she does. It's like she's the living embodiment of early 80's porn. By the way AskMen sucks.
     
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    I know AskMen kinda stinks it up, too bad for them.

    New thread anyway.
     
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    Splendid, Kate Upton still managed to squeeze her way into the top 10, somewhere her brother Spongebob rejoices.

    Also, #13 Cara Delevinge, does anyone honestly find her hot? She took Kate Moss' heroin chic look and added hollow sunken eyes, I don't find her attractive at all.

    Good for Emilia Clarke tho, bout time its not one of the tired rotations normally topping this list.
     
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    We'll see if Emily Ratajkowski has the staying power fame wise over Emilia Clarke. I mean who doesn't love Clarke in GoT's? But pure looks wise I'd take Ratajkowski any day of the week.
     
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    I googled Ratajkowski because I only know her from the Blurred Lines vid. I see she has a movie coming out, but fame wise, GoT is pretty hot right now. She needs a good role or two to have a chance.

    Another girl who I think should have made the list is Alexandra Daddario (Woody Harrelson's mistress in True Detective).
     
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    That girl is angelic.
     
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    I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
     
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    Never heard of Cara Delevinge, just looked at photos. She's fucking savage-looking. You're right. She's not hot, not even close. I guess we still live in an age where models are hot no matter what, evening they look like 10 year old boys on a Vicodin drip.
     
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    [​IMG]

    I think its the eyebrows for some reason. I don't know how else they should look. Just not like that. If they were different, she probably would look better. Maybe a little lighter in color.
     
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    Why do models always look so pissed off? You'd think of all people they'd be happy, getting paid $2000 an hour to exist.
     
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    You guys are stupid. Cara Delevigne is super hot and really cool and in my list of top ten crushes currently. If you don't think she'd be great in bed you're insane.
     
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    Never said anything about her performance she just looks like an angry, strung-out totem pole.

    She weighs less than a photograph of herself. I don't know why people find that attractive.
     
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    More like a succubus with that voice, holy shit.

    FYI: I have not looked at that list, because I'm sure it'll make me want to facepalm at its stupidity.
     
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    I've always said the full title of that site is actually AskMen (Who Were Virgins Until They Were 37).. Any relation to the advice on there and real life logic is made purely by coincidence. It's sad that many women think that claptrap is legit.
     
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    They honestly couldn't find a better picture for the Most Desirable list for Hope Solo?

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    Her eyebrows disturb me. Oh yeah, and her face.

    Seriously, I don't get that.
     
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    She's also a stupid fucking bitch. The Ryan Lochte of females, maybe even dumber. Indefensible proof AskMen sucks cancerous scrotal sacks.
     
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    Every time I look at one of these lists, I'm overwhelmed by the overall scrawniness of the ladies on the list.

    Maybe I'm weird, but I like women that have some tits and ass, some meat on them. Like Kardashian, who is a twat, but that's what I like physically. Upton is another one, God bless her.

    I guess guys like girls that look like 14 year old boys with long hair. Then again, maybe the list was compiled by priests.

    Sure, they're 'pretty' but if that's the ideal, no thanks.
     
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    I can appreciate what you are saying. I also take into account the future of those voluptuous, sensual women. Whats the staying power on those body types? What will happen to Kate Upton after one kid, or two kids? As beautiful and curvy as she is, she has relatively little muscle tone and definition. Take shimmered by comparison. She's a testament to what lifting and muscle tone can do to preserve a good body, even after a few children.

    Have Kate Upton push out a kid and she will be long gone from these lists.
     
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    Yeah, the staying power of their vagina and tits is so important when a new list comes out annually.
     
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