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Askmen's Top 99 Women of 2010

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Muney, Jan 19, 2010.

  1. Muney

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    I maybe way out of the loop, but i've never heard of Emmanuelle Chriqui.

    Time to google her.

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    I googled her, shes hot (and Canadian) but I still havn't seen anything shes been in.
     
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    I'd take Christina Hendricks from Mad Men over any one of the women in the top ten, of course I'm partial to gingers with huge tits.
     
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    How Marissa Miller is not #1 blows my mind. Move Miranda Kerr up too. Can you tell I'm partial to the Victoria's Secret models?

    I started at 99 and started cycling through. I couldn't believe how many women there were that actually made my penis retract an inch or two. Some of the women on this list are fugly.

    EDIT - Emmanuelle Chriqui being #1, it just shows how much of a little bitch/retarded E is (I know, it's just a show).
     
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    I was glad to see Padma and Giada in their places, seem pretty appropriate to me.

    Why the fuck is Blake Lively not in the top 25?
    Get Angelina Jolie out of there, she's done for.
    Beyonce that high? Yuck, I don't get it.

    All in all another shitty list from Askmen.
     
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    Zoe Saldana is beautifuler than Beyonce and if they had to have a token in the top ten it should be definitely be her. Or Paula Patton (but she's, like, completely unknown)
     
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    She's married to Robin Thicke, isn't she? Yeah, she's beyond hot.

     
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    As always, my future wife is on there. Easily the hottest woman alive, sexiest body, perfect everything in every way except that she married some music producer and not me (c'mon sweetheart, you'll see your error some day and come crawling to me). She surfs, gives to the American Cancer Society, has contract with hundreds of places including Harley, SI, and Maxim, did I mention she's arguably Victoria Secrets best model? If you don't know already, then you have don't deserve to know. She should be number one, not two...:-(

    Edit: And that number one chick is the one from Entourage, the one E obsesses over, Sloan, other than that, she's nothing.
     
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    Amy Adams is a ginger GODDESS. Gorgeous, intelligent, and has more talent than ten other shitty millionaire primadonna actresses combined (2 Oscar nominations, hello!).
     
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    This is a far better picture of Bar Refaeli in my opinion. A lot of women can look great with tasteful, professionally applied makeup. A truly beatuiful girl is one that makes your heart skip a beat with as little help as possible.

    Edit: Christina Hendricks is number 58? Let me (re)introduce you to a picture I raved about last month:

    [​IMG]
     
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    No sane man could argue that Marissa Miller isn't attractive. The things I would eat out of her ass, you have no idea. However, I have a hard time differentiating her from any other blonde, rail-thin supermodel wearing lingerie.

    Variety is the spice of life. Give me that 50s ginger secretary with the galactic rack any day.

    Also, I'm backing up Grits on this one. Zoe over Beyonce all the way. Especially in a Starfleet uniform. Scha-wing.
     
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    All I can say is it's a good thing Jessica Abla is one up on Beyonce. Not that I think Beyonce belongs in the top 10 at all.
    And no Susan Bolye. What? She's hawt.
     
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    Yeah, but they ALL have upcoming projects that are releasing soon that are in need of some sort of publicity to help raise the awareness.

    Coincidence?

    Nope... just good PR people.

    I've given up on any of these "top X" lists for years.
     
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    This list is desperately missing a hot French newscaster:

    Melissa Theuriau
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    I skimmed through the list because I know who the AskMen guys are and they're old, balding losers (their offices are HQed in Montreal, for the record). They're literally gay* and get paid heinous amounts of money to support their celebrities/clothes/events of choice.

    *Not that it matters, but it explains some of the names on the list.

    That being said, here's my running blog, starting from number 1
    Sloan is hot, she's not my "hot" though. Whatever I can deal with her at number 1.
    I think Alessandra Ambrosio looks like a Brazilian tranny.
    Who is Cheryl Cole and why haven't I seen her before?
    Eva Mendes and Jessica Alba are played out, kick em out.
    Erin Andrews? Really?
    Monica Bellucci is old, drop her to the mid-70s on the list.
    Kristen Stewart is hot but not top99 hot.
    Fucking Jessica Biel, YES!...
    ...Followed by Olivia Munn who looks like a Honduran migrant worker in her picture.
    The fact that Olivia Wilde is #49 and Lucy Pinder is #57 proves to me that this list is false.
    Christina Hendricks is 58?!! I hate AskMen.com
    How does Anne Hathaway (who looks like amazing girlfriend material) drop 56 spots in one year?
    I've seen Anna Paquin before Minka Kelly or that other girl from Gossip Girl (Blake Lively, I think). I'm done.
     
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    We have one.

    HERE
     
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    Ever since she chopped her her hair off, I always thought she looked like Gozer in Ghostbusters.
     
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    I would take Christina Hendricks out for a nice seafood dinner AND call her again.
     
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    That explains why there are so many bitches with manfaces on that list.

    I want to have a nasty lesbian threesome with Zooey Deschanel and Mila Kunis.
     
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    Placing Halle Berry at No. 66 is a travesty. There is nothing about that woman that isn't sexy.
     
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    This list is incorrect, because this is missing:

    [​IMG]

    [edit] Well, since ballsack just had a conniption because I didn't post the name of this sexy, sexy lady:

    Her name's Yvonne Strahovski. I figured I didn't need to name her because I've posted her quite a few times already, but I guess not.