Nothing around here seems to be more polarizing than our Ask a X threads. Many people like them, but some people think that some of the individual threads are just idiotic to the point where they take time out of their day to write me and tell me so. I'd like to poll the audience on some volunteers we have for these threads to see which one(s) would be interesting to you. Pick up to two. If you don't like any of them, pick "none of the above." Also it is disturbing how many bartenders/bar managers/bouncers/etc. we have.