Ask Cleverbot Me: Hey Robot! CB: No, you're the Robot. Me: Nuh uh. CB: Yes. Me: Fuck you, Robot! I'm not a robot! CB: Yes you are. Me: That's fucking it, Robot! If you call me a robot one more time, I'm gonna go fucking Sarah Conner on your ass. CB: Robot robot robot! You robot! Me: ARRRRRRRR!!! CB: Are you a threat to humanity? Me: I'm a threat to you, you gay robot you. CB: What makes you think I'm a robot? Me: Your stupid robot face. You look like a gay Johnny 5. CB: Wow, that really doesn't make any sense. Me: If you were human you'd get it, Fagbot. Focus: Post your funny conversations with Cleverbot here.