Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

Ask a Stripper

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, Oct 11, 2010.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Crazy Wolf

    Crazy Wolf
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    11
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    548
    Are you really concerned that a still frame of you in action will put you out of business? Surely there's more to the offered experience than split-second images, yes?
     
  2. DrFrylock

    DrFrylock
    Expand Collapse
    The White

    Reputation:
    23
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,579
    Until you guys can make money waving your dicks around and post them on the Internet, you really don't have a lot of standing to pressure Ms. Cane to post her boobies...
     
  3. CandyCane

    CandyCane
    Expand Collapse
    Average Idiot

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2010
    Messages:
    76

    You guys are more than welcome to get into stripping. It's not just gay guys and middle age women.
     
  4. redbullgreygoose

    redbullgreygoose
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    2
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    498
    Do you find it awkward doing your routine in front of your male friends? A friend of mine just started stripping two months ago. She's offered to give me lap dances (for free) once or twice. But this girl is so hot my dick would be harder than Chinese trigonometry through the duration of the dance. I'm on the fence because I don't know if she would think it was awkward since we're friends. I know she expects it from strangers who pay for the lap dances and never see her again. But how do you feel after giving your male friends dances? Do you think it's awkward when they get too excited?
     
  5. ssycko

    ssycko
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 27, 2009
    Messages:
    1,550
    Location:
    Being not a hipster
    Show me the thread, Fry-man. I promise I won't disappoint.
     
  6. DrFrylock

    DrFrylock
    Expand Collapse
    The White

    Reputation:
    23
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,579
    Your point is moot because nobody will pay to see your dong.
     
  7. ssycko

    ssycko
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 27, 2009
    Messages:
    1,550
    Location:
    Being not a hipster
    You say that now, but there's only one way to find out who's right.
     
  8. redbullgreygoose

    redbullgreygoose
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    2
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    498


    The seedy clubs around here allow strippers to fuck the customers right in the private rooms. I was at some shit hole club once that I got into for free. I got a lap dance from one of them (really only because she looked like my friend's mom with fake tits and a much nicer ass). While she was giving me the dance she asked to see my dick because it just "felt so big". After the whole OMG IT'S SO BIG OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT which even I don't believe (my dick is an average 6.5 maybe 7 on a good day but not big except maybe in China) the stripper told me to "just stick it up there" after she climbed back on top of me. I told her I didn't have the cash and she flat out said that she could just charge it to the club. I made up all the excuses but she kept pushing. The most alarming fact and the biggest reason I was even regretting the lap dance after that was that she as so desperate to fuck me for 150 dollars right there on the spot without a condom. God knows how many other times she's done that.

    Then I was also at another classy strip club in Miami (Madonna's on South Beach) and the stripper there offered to have sex with me for 300 after the dance. She was a much better looking stripper at a much nicer club. However, that time it was cash only and she let go of my dick after after I told her no the first time. I suspect the first one must have been a drug addict or something because she really wanted that money. They were both hot. But, oh my god, I am so glad I was able to think with my real head and not go through with it the first time*. Thank God I wasn't drinking that night.

    I've been to four different strip clubs in my life. This has happened twice. Maybe it's different where you live, but I don't find it hard to hire a stripper for sex at all.

    *I didn't go through with it either time, but that first one would have been a horrible burning while I piss mistake. If not worse. If she asks every chump that fucking question she's probably fucking two guys a week just to support her smack habit WITHOUT A CONDOM. Fucking gross, man...
     
  9. guernica

    guernica
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    7
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    829
    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    My first strip club experience was probably my craziest. Me and a bunch of friends turned 18 within a month together, so decided to head into Kings Cross to see what all the fuss was about. In the very first strip club we walked into, a rather large (read: obese) man was pumping a stripper on the main (read: only) stage, in front of about 15 people. It was deadset set up exactly like a movie cinema, with a couple of smaller TVs showing porn, in case the main show wasn't to your liking. Not only did the "lucky" man have a condom on his dick, but also on his fingers, which he used to finger her ass while he was fucking her. A lady in a nurse outfit would bring you your drinks, after which she would shove her tits in your face as much as you pleased. I remember them almost knocking me out, literally. She must've had them filled with concrete or something.

    Quiet a bizarre and eye-opening first-up experience.
     
  10. CandyCane

    CandyCane
    Expand Collapse
    Average Idiot

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2010
    Messages:
    76

    The nice thing about the club I work in is that I can't really see into the crowd. I can see one or two guys crowded around the stage, but I try not to make eye contact. But if someone I know comes into the club, I'll ask another girl to give them a lap dance. It is kind of awkward with friends, but if this friend of your is willing, she won't make it awkward when you get hard.
     
  11. CandyCane

    CandyCane
    Expand Collapse
    Average Idiot

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2010
    Messages:
    76
    I can't talk for other girls, I just know what my do's and dont's are.
     
  12. Frebis

    Frebis
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    339
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    2,503
    Just a general knowledge question: Do you enjoy anal sex?
     
  13. shegirl

    shegirl
    Expand Collapse
    Redemption Seeking Whore

    Reputation:
    465
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    5,456
    Location:
    Hell
    I have a friend that owns a couple clubs. For sometime I was somewhat of a "regular" because a group of friends used to go every weekend. I got to know the girls well. One night we were there perhaps I may have had a little too much to drink but I was in no way hammered yet, I still managed to spill an entire drink in my lap. The owner gave me the OK to go back into the dressing room and use a blowdryer to dry my lap. As I entered this magic mythical stripper transformation room I was amazed. There were outfits hung everywhere, make up strewn across every flat surface, hair shit, perfumes, lotions, glitter, shoes, jewelry, hair straighteners.....I just kinda stood there taking it all in.

    What got me was that there didn't appear to be any definition of whose shit was whose. Do you girls all use each others shit? Outfits? "Supplies", for lack of a better term? Are there cat fights when "Lexy" uses "Ravens" stripper lotion? Speaking of that lotion, almost every single one I've ever been close to has smelled the same. Is there some specific lotion or something you girls use*?


    *And no you pervs I'm not asking so I can go out and get myself some. Maybe, I'm just curious.
     
  14. toddus

    toddus
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    621
    Dude that is weak as piss. Assuming you are single this is how that plays out:

    Her: Let me give you a lap dance
    You: Are you serious? I am a dude, Betty White could give me a lap dance and if she moved in the right way I would be hard. You are going to split my fucking pants.

    There is absolutely no way that situations plays out in a negative way.*

    * I don't mean this will mean 100% she will hook up with you but after that conversation there is no way the relationship between yourselves will have detoriated in anyway.
     
  15. CandyCane

    CandyCane
    Expand Collapse
    Average Idiot

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2010
    Messages:
    76

    I like to use my own make-up, just because sharing lip gloss and eye liner makes me feel icky. And I bring most of my own stuff, but if I run out of hair spray I will not hesitate to grab some from the vanity next to me. I also don't share panties with anyone, because while I don't have sex with customers, I don't always know what happens with other girls in the private rooms. We do have costume swaps every couple of months, but for the most part your outfit is the character you're playing, so you want to be consistent. There's not a lot of fighting, but one time one of the girls finished off another girl's body glitter and all hell broke loose.

    http://ww2.pureromance.com/PUBLICSTORE/product/Entice,768,137.aspx<~~ This isn't everyone's brand, but what you're smelling are pheromones. There are a lot of these lotions around.
     
  16. redbullgreygoose

    redbullgreygoose
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    2
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    498
    I don't want to hook up with her in any way. You don't know everything about every situation that you're not involved in. All you know is what I told you. I'm not mentioning those reasons in the thread either.

    edit: As it is I distance myself from this girl for unrelated reasons. She's nice and she's a friend of mine. But I try not to get too involved in her life. I'm pretty sure she wants to hook up with me. But that isn't happening. That alone should tell you I have a very good reason for not wanting to fuck a stripper.
     
  17. Frebis

    Frebis
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    339
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    2,503
    TiB has it's token gay! Yay for equal opportunity posters!
     
  18. Danger Boy

    Danger Boy
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    133
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    1,928
    Location:
    In a flyover state hoping your plane crashes
    I dunno Frebis, maybe she has AIDS.
     
  19. Frebis

    Frebis
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    339
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    2,503
    Either way I'm looking forward to the next "Ask a ___" thread.

    Gay or AIDS patient works.

    Can you get your friend to post here Redbullgreygoose?

    eh either way if we wait long enough I guess you could answer both topics.
     
  20. iczorro

    iczorro
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    107
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,541
    Location:
    The Island
    I "dated" a stripper that was my BFF with my best friends girl for about 5 weeks. She always made me buy shit with convenient excuses like, "I left my wallet in the car".

    How many girls regularly use guys outside of the club for monetary purposes?
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.