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Ask a Stripper

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, Oct 11, 2010.

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  1. Pinkcup

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    Honey, ignore these clowns. You're doing a great job of answering questions and not getting (rightfully) pissed at some of the rude motherfuckers attempting to belittle you.

    Questions: Body glitter. Do you use it? What brand? How do you remove it all in one shot? I can't even wear eyeshadow with glitter in it because it'll hide places and then come off days later at random, inappropriate times.

    Kudos on liking 'Secret Diary of a Call Girl'--I love that show too! Would you say that Bambi's body type is closest to yours? Or Hannah?

    What time does your club close? Do you go directly to bed afterwards, or do you go out and party?

    Is your "den mother" a bitch?
     
  2. The Village Idiot

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    Do you ever find yourself actually liking the clientele you strip for? Or is it always a business proposition, i.e., if you're 'nice' they will come back and part with more money.

    If you do end up liking a particular customer, does it get awkward stripping in front of them?
     
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    You mentioned a gym membership. Have you ever forgotten a workout, and then just done Tae Bo on stage and hope no one noticed?
     
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    Have you ever befriended a cynical customer who's fiancee just cheated on him- going back and forth trading jabs with his friends paying you to keep insulting him, only to invite him back to your place, followed by a morning bonding session between your customer and your son wherein he's offering tips on millitary strategy via his toys?

    If so, why?
     
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    Would you seriously date someone you met at work?

    Could you elaborate on "selling a fantasy"? How do you create a fantasy worth whatever it is you make? Do you feel like you should make more or less money for what you do?

    Has this career prevented you from anything? The opposite question: have you seen this career open more lucrative doors (that are not pornographic/illegal)?

    Finally: what is the most ridiculous song you've seen/heard/danced for on stage?
     
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    I put on body glitter 4 years ago and still haven't got it all off. There is no way to remove it.

    I have a Hannah body

    It closes at 3 am

    The floor manager is a bitch, but we all kind of love her for it.
     
  7. CandyCane

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    I love my regulars, but it is a business. I've never developed a serious relationship with a client, but i have a fun work one with them
     
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    I used to work as a bouncer in a local club here, so I'll ask some frank questions:

    How do they (dancers) treat new, pretty girls? With contempt like most places?

    How "protected" is your bar by "motorcycle clubs"?

    Do you feel 100% safe working there from when you arrive to when you're home at the end of the night?

    If you have "feature acts" (you sometimes have to use that term very loosely), do they usually talk down to you (the dancers) and act like they own the place (to everyone)?
     
  9. CandyCane

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    hhaha. Truthfully, most of my workout is stripper-sice classes, so it's really easy to get a workout in while I'm at work.
     
  10. CandyCane

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    I just asked my roommate about this question and she told me to tell you "I know that you are but 7 years old. This rigmarole you have here just won't work. Your flanks are exposed. You're vulnerable to an enfilade from Lego artillery. I think it's time that you learn the proper way to set up an L-shaped ambush."

    I hope that answers your question?
     
  11. CandyCane

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    I've gone on dates with guys I met at the club before. Don't ask me what will make a stripper go out with you because I don't have the answer

    I create a fantasy by wearing a certain outfit, taking care of my body a certain way, and acting a part. I think the amount of money I make is totally acceptable because I have to put a lot of work into what I'm doing.

    The one thing I don't have because of my job is a romantic relationship. There are very few guys who can deal with dating a stripper. The ones that can deal with it are usually pretty creepy so it's super hard to find a guy who can deal with the fact that I'm a stripper, but not be creepy about it. What you do get with stripping is a lot of different kinds of friends. For instance, one of my regulars owns am Italian grocery store, so we get a lot of Italian cookies and discounts on a lot of different kinds of pasta. Weird stuff like that.

    Around Christmas last year, I had to dance to Christmas Island sung by Bob Dylan. It was really weird.
     
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    This thread wins. I rarely enjoy the the GD forum these days, but I love the "ask a X" threads.

    So I am good friends with a girl that has been stripping for about 10 years, and every once in a while she lets us in on some info about her job or shit she's gotten in to. I'm curious to find out if the clubs in other places are like the ones around here that she's worked in.

    1) Has your club ever been raided or staked out by law enforement? The ones around here have undercovers coming in all the time trying to get "extras" in the VIP booth so they can bust them for prostitution. Around here a lot of the strippers will give quick BJs up in the private booths for big "tips".

    2) Do you have any regulars that try to take you on vacations or business trips with them? Do you go? Do you feel obligated to at least blow them or give them hand jobs in return?

    3) Does your club allow you give faux bjs or hjs through the pants when giving private dances?

    4) Ever had a guy try to stick his tongue in your ass through your thong? (Seriously I guess this has happened more than once to my friend and her other stripper friends.)
     
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    On the first night, a new girl will be treated crappy because we don't know how she's going to get along with the rest of us. But if she proves herself in the first night or two, we usually accept her.

    We're "protected" more by a rich benefactor who no one has ever seen. In all honesty, i try not to think about it

    I wouldn't say 100%. There are always a few drunk assholes, but between the bouncers and my regulars I feel safe enough

    Yes, she's a massive bitch, but I've kind of gotten used to it.
     
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    1) We occasionally have cops come in undercover, and we had one raid about two years ago, but we've never been busted with anything. I know this is unheard of in this day and age, but I don't really do blow jobs. If I can't get pleasure out of a sexual act, what's the point?

    2) I have been offered vacations, but I've never gone. It doesn't matter how long the regular has been coming in, outside of the club I don't feel safe with these men

    3)Yes, if you want to. But a guy can't make you do anything you don't want to, even if he's paying you

    4) Yes, and I "accidentally" knocked him out of his chair with my ass.
     
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    Do you demand extra if he cums his pants?
     
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    I live in Atlanta, where there are a lot of strip clubs. The few that I have been to are considered to be the best ones in the city, and they have had plenty of hot strippers. But, they have also had quite a few strippers who look too old to still be in the business, and all of the older ones look like they have had too much fun in their day. The hot ones always get more tips and have more guys wanting them to come over and sit and talk. You mentioned that there aren't a lot (if any) strippers who are over 30 at your club.

    Do you have many older/less attractive strippers working at your club? And if so, are there ever any issues that come up as a result of the better looking ones making more money?
     
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    Haha! No! That's a totally natural reaction. If he comes on me, we have a problem, but if the guy gets excited enough to finish himself off just watching me or by putting a hand on my boob, I'm flattered.
     
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    What I'm gonna say is gonna sound mean, but it's something every stripper should accept. If you're not pretty you shouldn't be a stripper. If you have fat rolls and a c-section scar, you should find another job. This should be written on a huge banner in every dressing room at every strip club. I've given this speech to a few older women and they've either quit or shut up about it. Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that I don't know a lot about how the older women feel because they know not to complain about it in front of me.
     
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    What are your thoughts on some of the weird fucking laws set up around strip clubs? In Ohio we have the same no liquor for full nude bars. So the Deja Vu doesnt serve alcohol, gets to show snizz, and basically encourages people to bring liquor to drink in the parking lot. Personally strip clubs are too much of a tease anyway for me not to want to see some labia if Im paying for it.

    What do you think the intentions are of the big money regulars? The one time I went to "The Vu" in Ohio a guy came in with flowers and started throwing down 100s to each dancer. I over heard the girls talking about his regular status of dropping a couple grand a night if worked right. Do girls see this type of guy as a huge chump or does he eventually get some curtiousy action?
     
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    My favorite law, and I'm not sure what state it's in, is the pastie law. There are certain topless bars that won't let the girls show nipples. So they can take their shirts off, but you have to have pasties on. I also like the clubs that build two clubs right next to each other, one topless and one all nude.

    I'm sure these guys think eventually one of us is going to sleep with him because he's just dropping SO much money on us, but it's not going to happen. We will never ever feel like we have to sleep with you no matter how much money you pay us to take our clothes off. We don't think he's a chump, we e just know we're not going to sleep with him. Mainly because the longer we don't sleep with him, the more he keeps coming in and giving us money.
     
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