Apparenty, Ninjas Piss on People's Shoes... WDT 7/30/10!

I'm going to a huge all day concert tommorow. I'm actually kind of nervous to get hammered cause there's going to be so many people and I seem to find a way into trouble when I drink with a small amount of people, so im not sure what to expect to happen when Im going to be surrounded by thousands of drunk people. Let alone thousands of people with headbanging music going on.

Fuck it, it's never stopped me before. As long as I keep my ass out of any crazy mosh pits im going to be optimistic and say I should be fine.

 

So, this is the Civic Holiday in Canada this weekend, and I am stuck working 3-11 tonight, tomorrow, Sunday and Monday.

Ribfest is going on in St Catharines, so I shall not be getting drunk there this weekend.

Canal Days is going on in Port Colborne, so I shall not be getting drunk THERE this weekend.

Where will I be getting drunk you may be asking yourself?

No. Fucking. Where.

Well worth it for Labour Day Long Weekend off though to go to Muskoka! Woo Cottage Country!!!

And for sheets and geegles,

 

I've got the canoe loaded on the car, beer in the cooler, and I will be camping all weekend.

 

Went out after work last night with a few coworkers to the usual watering hole. About an hour in, most of my fellow bar staff are shit canned and one girl in particular, "Amy", is full on Terri Schiavo style. My girlfriend comes by to have a drink with us before she and I head back to the house. After a round of introductions the girlfriend and I are talking when Amy jumps in and says, "So Viking, "Jason" over there is saying you've been flirting with the new hostess quite a bit. What's going on there?"

I could feel my pimp hand sliding out of its glove.

Me: "Nothing. She likes me and is interested in rugby so she comes by the bar to ask questions about rules and tactics she doesn't understand."
Amy: "Oh okay. Well I don't want to start any drama between you and your girlfriend here but I was just curious as to what was going on between you and Hostess. Not that you would cheat, but I wanted to make sure."
Me: "If you have a question about my interactions with another employee, especially another girl, you can ask me when my girlfriend isn't sitting next to me so that we don't have unnecessary issues.
Amy: "Well, Hostess is pretty cute and I wouldn't blame her if you were trying to get some on the side."

Pimp hand has left the glove and is sliding towards the cane. My cell phone is in hand with the contacts open ready to call some mean motherfuckers to take out the trash.

Me: "I don't know what you're playing at here but you're crossing the line. I have never, and will never cheat on my girlfriend. This conversation is done and I don't want to see you speak around me for the rest of the night."
Amy: "Well sorry. I just didn't want your girlfriend to find out about anything down the road since I'm sure you're completely open and honest with her. It shouldn't be a big deal."
Me: "Get the fuck away from me."
Amy: "Huh?" Turns to my girlfriend, "Viking's a really good guy and I don't want anything bad to come of this. I was just curious."
Girlfriend: "So you want to sleep with my boyfriend. You're a 28 year old cocktail server with nothing going for you, pushing 180 lbs and makeup applied with a shotgun and spray can. You probably still live with your parents and enjoy a healthy batch of chocolate chip cookie dough smothered in Ben and Jerry's and extra whipped cream to drown the fact that you're unfit for human contact, nevertheless the touch of a man. Manatees like you make me sick to my stomach. Go hit the treadmill, and when I say hit, I don't mean get angry at it for making you work hard. Insinuate something like that again about my boyfriend and I will have you dragged out back and rearranged."

Jaw hits floor and pimp glove and cane follow. Fat cockatil server waddle runs to the bathroom and doesn't return.


I have never seen an outburst like that from my girlfriend. Absolutely incredible. And that was Thursday night. This is going to be an awesome weekend.


Note: Nothing was going on between me and hostess. She likes me, she asks questions but remains respectful of my relationship. Sea Cow was just being a cunt.

 

Four day weekend... Unfortunately these are study days I'm taking, basically I'm studying math until my dick falls off. I'm going to a bachelor party tomorrow too so I have to put in extra effort today, tomorrow morning and Sunday (usually my only day off from studying) to make up for it.

Responsible career choices suck.

 

I am so ready for this weekend to start. Wedding tomorrow (hooray open bar!) and my friend from Dallas is coming up for that. I expect that I will be getting very drunk tonight...and probably tomorrow too.

Now I just have to finish up the rest of the work day. The next 4 hours are going to suck.

 

Taking my daughter to swim team practice at three, and then back to work for a few drinks with my wife and her friends while the kids play on the beach. Sometimes it doesn't suck to live in Florida.

 

I think I remember that scene from Fear and Loathing...

 

Thank God for smart phones. Sitting on the shitter at work would be so boring otherwise.

 

Going out for sushi tonight to celebrate getting the job, but most of the weekend is going to spent doing school work. Two short papers due on Wednesday night (which wraps up that class for the semester) and an online discussion board assignment due Monday night. Eh, it's supposed to be in the 100s here this weekend and the mowing is done, so just as well I spend the time in the air conditioning.

Though, the wireless adapter for my blu-ray arrived yesterday, so I'll also be trying out the whole streaming thing this weekend, starting with Pillars of the Earth.

 

Weekend is going to rule. I was suppose to work Saturday but my schedule was changed around due to meetings, a long-weekend and work bring absolutely insane. I was suppose to meet up with a certain someone but she cannot make it into town (boo); so, I'm getting the hell out of dodge and headed to the mountains for a weekend of fun in the sun.

Fuuuuuuuck yeah.

In other news, I got to meet the roommates new lady friend and holy congratulations dude. I could tell instantly why they hit it off so well. I'm a little jealous of him actually.

In other, other news; went out for drinks the other night for a birthday party, so, I took my long board and rode to the bar. Turns out, the long board community is larger than I though. Met a bunch of other people who also ride, so, we're going to go hit up some hills and a couple parking garages next week

It's a repost but this is the shit I want to learn, it's also one of my favorite skating vids right now:

 

My girlfriend is starting her move in this weekend and finishing it all up next week, and is headed to work shortly. I should be getting drunk, but I haven't had a drink in over two weeks since I hit a random check point and apparently didn't wait long enough after drinking to drive. I was completely coherent and aware, but the breathalyzer said that I was over the limit.

They took me in and I refused to blow, which cost me my license for a year, but I'm eligible to get a restricted license 30 days after the incident. It was a lot of bullshit, and the cop even told me that he didn't want to take me in because I had just left the military and I wasn't displaying any type of drunken behavior, not to mention I was half a mile from my home.

So yeah, haven't drank since then and contemplating whether or not I should tonight, or at all this weekend.

 

Fuck those people. I take my laptop sometimes to the shitter; want strange looks? Use your laptop. On the day I quit, I'm going to take it in and just blast porn as loud as I can. Maybe get some loud, interracial, gangbang porn and just loop it while I do work somewhere else in the office for hours.

 

Don't you work from home? Who's giving you weird looks taking an ipad to the shitter in your own house?

 

Sounds like I may be here a little late at the office. Time to crack the first beer. Stupid Data projects need to be done for a specific political party in a certain state TONIGHT!

 

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