Read these on reddit today and thought they were pretty funny: Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Because your face is really messed up. Focus: Think of anti-pickup lines. Be funny. I have a (probably self-destructive) habit of intentionally ruining good moments with women by saying something inappropriate or awkward. For some reason I find it hilarious to dead-pan a line that totally kills the mood, even funnier if I inadvertently cock-block myself. A recent example: (During sex) Her: Mmm... this position feels really good. Me: It's also a really good stretch for your IT band. Her: ... Alt-focus: Stories about your own anti-pickup lines.