Apparently, former Van Halen lead singer and outspoken speed limit critic Sammy Hagar thinks he was abducted by aliens, and they "downloaded" something into him. It's like he's trying to outcrazy Diamond Dave. Don't, Sammy. You can't outcrazy Diamond Dave. It's a fool's errand. FOCUS: What are your thoughts on alien abductions and/or aliens in general? Have any friends who swear they've seen UFOs or were abducted? Been abducted yourself (if so, please out yourself so we can make fun of you)?