My friend Jay is a pretty ruthless guy when it comes to sexual conquest, he never does anything really immoral but he doesn't really care if the girl is vulnerable emotionally or anything. Last Halloween Jay convinces a girl who has just gotten out of a relationship to take him back to her dorm room, both of them are absolutely drunk and horny. At the dorm room the girl refuses to have sex because, and I quote, "I don't wanna be a whore", but she blows him anyway. Jay wakes up to the sound of a door being pounded repeatedly the next day and he is completely dazed and bushy-eyed because of the previous night's tequila shots. He is completely naked and slips on his jeans and answers the door (note: I have no idea why he'd answer her door) and see's a guy in the hallway. The guy's eyes just widen and a look of horror appears on his face when he sees this half naked drunken guy answer the door. Jay, however, still doesn't realize that this guy could potentially be dangerous, so he is completely aloof and courteous (well as courteous as you can be when you drunkenly open someone else's door and invite a guest in). The girl wakes up at this moment and asks very softly for Jay to exit the dorm room for a minute. This is where it gets absurd. After 5 minutes of screaming the guy exits the room crying WITH ALL THE BEDSHEETS CLUTCHED IN HIS ARMS. Jay looks back in and see's the bare bed and asks what's up. Turns out that they had just broken up, she was actually a cheater. Also those were super-expensive Egyptian linens that the boyfriend had gotten for her birthday, covered in Jay's bodily fluids, that he was carrying. I was with Jay the night of, and he called me as as soon as all this happened. My only question here: How is Jay still alive? Focus: Do you cheat? Did you cheat? Have you been cheated on? Those stories are always interesting so don't be shy to share. Sec. Focus: What's the most absurd immediate post-breakup item you've demanded back? I know someone who asked for some jewelery that he gave as a gift back, we don't like drinking with him because he never pays.