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And God said, "Better make it two," and there was two

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Fiveslide, Oct 8, 2014.

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  1. Fiveslide

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    Joe Francis, creator of the incredibly creepy Girls Gone Wild series, is now the father of twin girls.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...d-creator-joe-francis-twins-article-1.1967000

    It warms my heart when I wake up and hear or see the works of the creator. Especially when those works are this damn ironic.

    I know you're happy now, Joe, but you've got a long, uphill battle ahead of you to keep those girls clothed, off camera and otherwise unblemished by your own creepy past. Sins of the father, and all that. I wish you luck, for their sake, not yours.

    Focus: Other real examples of irony, post them.
     
    #1 Fiveslide, Oct 8, 2014
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    Irony and schadenfreude go hand-in-hand.

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    Bump

    Warning: Any Alanis Morissette-related anything will result in summary execution.
     
    #2 Juice, Oct 8, 2014
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    Focus: starting a thread about irony by using an example, and then that thread getting bumped with an image, both of which are serendipitous, but not ironic.

    I can't quite tell if this is all intentional or accidental but either way I'm giving it an A+.
     
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    So...we do know the definition of irony right? Don't forget the story of Oedipus. His parents the King and Queen heard the prophecy that he was going to kill his father and marry his mother so they sent him away. In sending him away he didn't know who his father or mother was. Eventually on the road he runs into his father, kills him, then returns to a place he didn't know was home and marries the queen.

    The action of trying to prevent something actually caused it to happen. That's irony.
     
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    Him fulfilling the prophecy is still not irony. His demand that the murderer of Laius be punished was the ironic part.
     
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    Well there we go, we now have the definition of irony. Let's carry on. If anyone is still confused, here you go. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony
     
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    You fuckers have derailed a thread on the Girls Gone Wild douche having twin girls with a discussion of Greek mythology and pedantic definitions.

    What the hell is wrong with you people?
     
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    My sincerest apologies.

    He's fucked. He's going to have to have security around them 24/7. You know they're going to be hot as hell, and get all the attention in the world. As soon as they hit 15, it's all going to hell. Once they learn how their dad is living so well, it's over. He'll have no recourse for anything.

    Then again, I'm not going to be surprised if he goes full fucking sleezeball and turns them into pornstars at the age of 18 with some twisted reasoning "at least I'm the one managing and controlling the situation."
     
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    Are you serious? Do you think in 15 years anyone will give a fuck about that two-bit cunt or his genetically-poisoned offspring? And they will NOT be hot of they get his looks, unless looking like a cross between Pac-Man and Ryan Leaf is considered hot.

    I hope he doesn't kidnap, confine and beat them. In case you all forgot, he does THAT to women too.
     
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    I started this thread with a focus like this. I decided speculating on these infant's future in porn was pretty sleezy and changed it to the current one.

    It's been said, we can either get back to the funny or echo this over and over. I think Juice nailed it.
     
    #11 Fiveslide, Oct 8, 2014
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    Come and knock on our door

    Remember that one episode of Three's Company? The one where two of the cast members thought one thing was going on, but it turned out that something completely different was going on? Now THAT was irony.
     
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    Re: Come and knock on our door

    FTFY
     
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    I think what Parker meant was that the girls are going to find out how their dad made his money and use that as their get out of jail free card anytime he tries to enforce restrictions.
     
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    Re: Come and knock on our door

    That was the joke. Is that ironic?

    (And, I was going to post that Simpson's "That's the joke" meme jpg, but it always makes me mad that the apostrophe is missing and I refuse to repost.)
     
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    Correct CB.
     
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    I think it's adorable that you guys think he's still even going to be a part of their lives in five years.
     
    #17 Clutch, Oct 8, 2014
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    This thread is dripping with spoons. Ten thousand of them.
     
    #18 VanillaGorilla, Oct 8, 2014
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    Haha, yeah, because filthy rich white girls need get out of jail free cards... No no, they just need to scream and slam a few doors until daddy buys them the correct colour of Ferrari, like they "TOTALLY ASKED FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE GOD I HATE MY LIFE!!!!!"
     
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    Obviously you have not lived through the stress of having your man-servant Hasbro over feeding the peacocks nearly causing you to miss the harpsichord recital. You are yet to learn the time-consummation of having to drive ALL THE WAY down to the police station and blow money-smoke up their ass to remind them that just because your kid drove drunk into a crowded bus stop doesn't mean they should be treated like a common criminal.
     
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