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Anarchy in the Tib!!! - The "down with authority" WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Aug 18, 2011.

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  1. scootah

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    Thursday night - Live comedy show with the girlfriend, the fuck buddy, and the neighbour. Friday - half day of work. Friday afternoon - frantic cleaning. Friday night - Awesome birthday party. Saturday morning - Awesome birthday party. Saturday afternoon - hung over clean up, followed by seedy as fuck breakfast, followed by unpacking my new TV (Awesome birthday present to round out awesome birthday party). Sunday was awesome brunch at super yuppie coffee shop followed by fire spinning in the park and then back to my place to watch some truly disturbing live action tentacle porn with friends, followed by Thai food and stand up comedy videos.

    I fucking love my life.
     
  2. dixiebandit69

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    Here's the second part of the video, because I don't trust most of the members of this site to find it.
    Before you watch it, Cosell verbally hands Letterman his ass.

     
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  4. StayFrosty

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    It looks like my drunk mood is affected by the quality of beer I drink. Budweiser makes me drowsy and make me want to puke. Arrogant Bastard makes me mellow but makes me want to puke, mainly becuase I have small testes that can't stand the bitterness. However, Guinness seems to leave me happy and content. Oh, and drunk.
     
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    Budweiser's a great beer. I feel for you.
     

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    I'm enjoying my last night of freedom before my job starts tomorrow. Frozen pizza + beam & coke + Playa Hater's Ball + bud = perfect.
     
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    It's canned piss with the benefit of carbonation. It's the fat bastard of the Natty Light, Keystone, Bud Light, etc. fmaily. PISS.
     
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    Sigh. I think I'm going to regret asking this, but, how can tentacle porn be "live action"? I'm not an expert on the subject, but isn't it basically a fantasy genre of porn that's defined by mythical creatures raping/banging women? Did you watch a video of a woman having sex with an octopus? I just need to know.
     
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    FUCK. Now I have "tentacle porn" in my browsing history.
     
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    In what was possibly the unsexiest video of all time, a series of Japanese women, who clearly weren't hired for their acting skills, were captured and assaulted by what looked for all the world like a creepy, mouldy walmart sausage - that didn't have any body, but somehow seemed to be able to move through hallways in a hospital, tie women up using itself, sprout up to a dozen individual tentacles and operate a digital camera.

    I nearly hurt myself laughing, without being turned on even once in the entire duration of the movie.
     
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    Who doesn't?

    *This is one fetish I have never ever understood. You wanna see squid monsters fuck girls? I don;t get it*
     
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    Having a sick sense of humor really opens up a whole new world of funny, but it might creep out some of your "normal" friends.
    Nothing really else to add here, guess i just had a Jack Handey moment.
     
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    You can fix that by clicking here.
     
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    Fuck you, french fry. Fuck. You.
     
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    Thank you, french fry. Thank. You....?
     
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    I mean, we are all trained to not click links like that right? So I don't know what it does, cause fuck that.
     
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    First he wants me to pee on him and now this.
     
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    I know, curiosity got the best of me.
     
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    Curiosity is eating me alive. What was it?

    Don't be coy and tell me I need to find out myself, please.
     
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    Mila Kunis and Olivia Munn scissoring with a double ended dildo.
     
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