Two weeks in and we don't have this yet? I know I'm not the only one that watches. What the hell. I'll kick it off very simply with this, Pants On The Ground. Perfection.
I hate you. I agree about Mary J. She was almost falling out of her chair laughing which in turn had me going too. I think Shania went a little wacky when she was complimenting that one guy on his "nice lips and backside". What. The. Fuck. Also the guy that was cuffed was let go with no charges filed.
That chick that did Love is a Battlefield did it better than Pat herself and I'm a huge fan of hers. WOW. I also thought it was funny when Ryan took her 8 year old daughter in there to meet Simon. She walks towards the table, he gets up and says to come say hello but dont touch me, then he ends up shaking her hand and hugging her.
I usually only watch the first episodes of American Idol for the trainwrecks. Was watching last night and was it just me, or is Katy Perry a giant cunt.
Nope, not just you. It's all over youtube, WWTDD and the like. At the point she threatened to toss her drink in Kyra's face I thought there was going to be a catfight. That would have been AWESOME!
A friend of mine who lives in ATL posted a pic of herself on facebook with Larry Platt a couple of days later. She ran into him downtown. That dude is living it the fuck up being famous.
I like Ellen being on the panel and thought she did a good job. She was funny yet serious. Anyone else?
I thought she did a fine job. Funny yet serious indeed. I've always liked her very much. I think she is genuinely funny without trying too hard. SOOOOOOOO much better than half drunk, stoned, out of left field Paula with her retarded platitudes. Speaking of Paula, I thought the guy who did Straight Up did a phenomenal version. I would love to hear that again. And yes, Zyron, Katie Perry is a giant cunt. Strikingly beautiful as hell, but a giant cunt nonetheless. I'm a sucker for the Betty Paige look every time.
I agree, I thought that was great. He should put it out as a single. I liked Ellen, she was pretty funny. I could tell she was having a hard time criticizing the people that sucked, though.
The champion idiot of all time was Eccentric. This guy's the greatest human being since Jesus Christ.
I thought the girls generally did better than the guys did last night. The only guy I really liked and thought did well was the last one, Joe Muñoz. I know the first time they sing live and in front of an audience is the jittery one but many of them sucked it up, girls included. The Lost thread has 28 freakin' pages?! You people have issues.
Where is the talent this year? All the women are horrible and the final two guys last night were the only ones who could sing. You could tell the judges weren't happy either. But after a talk with producers, they're going to change their tune.
Yeah, I have to agree. The talent needs to show up in a hurry. There were maybe 3 girls with any potential at all and 2 guys. Everyone else SUCKED.
Big Mike was the singer in the band that played my wedding. He's genuinely a great guy and while that might not be the ultimate factor in Idol, I'm only watching the show because he's on, and I'm rooting for him.
I am watching, and I will post my thoughts as the show goes on. But at this point, there is not a single contestant who I am rooting for, made me step up and take notice, or wonder what they were going to do next. This is the best that they could come up with? Seriously?
Sorry, America decided your performance sucked. However, we're going to make you repeat that horrible performance one more time for shits and giggles.
That's exactly what I said earlier. What's the point? Big Mike and/or Didi ftw. Big Mike because he seems like a good dude (plus he's got PIPES) and Didi because I want to do filthy things to/with her.
I'm rooting for Crystal Bowersox because she grew up in my hometown and was one grade ahead of me. It's a huge deal where I live because Oak Harbor, OH is a fucking small ass place. I remember her winning every talent show back in school and the principal always said she was gonna be a star. Didn't actually think she would do it though 'til now. I haven't watched this show for 7 seasons, but I suppose I have reason to tune in now.