This dipshit got drunk and passed out in the snow. Now she is documenting her frostbite treatments. WARNING. These pictures are disturbing to most people. Me, I think it's a bit gross, but mostly hilarious. NASA will probably not be returning her calls. Probably the worst part is how upbeat she is about it. Your fingers are falling off, dumbass. BE MORE CONCERNED. I want to admire how unrepentant she is, but her fingers look like blackberry cobbler. Which reminds me of all the injuries I have seen over the years. Gashes, scrapes, face plants, accidental groin shots. I once jumped onto a stone wall, but instead managed to slam my knee into the edge of it. I had a golf ball sized knot on it for weeks. I was walking like Torgo with 3 knees. Right now I am nursing my foot because I managed to slice off a chunk of my big toe on broken glass. Summer '13 I slipped (ok, I was GOING to jump off it, but the dirt gave way) off a 13 foot embankment and blew my back out in shallow water. Ditto summer '12 Supermanning over the safety net on a giant, inflatable slide. Buddy went into his cabinet for a snack after partying all night. The cabinet door falls off the hinge, smashing his foot hard enough he passes out, and he cracks his head on the tile floor, giving himself a concussion. Same friend was DUI'ing on a bicycle and crashed into a parked car, catapulting over it onto the concrete. My friend left his foot on a heating floor vent. His shit was poached when he came to. Another tried the Aliens Bishop knife trick. Unsuccessfully. Saw my friend's ex throw a temper tantrum and punch a wall. The same wall I planted my knee into. He needed a cast. Pal blacks out next to a lamppost. He falls back into the lamppost and the sound is just like an egg cracking. He doesn't even notice, not even affected. I only mention this because he pissed his pants later, then went to his mechanic the morning with no shoes (lost them) and pee pants. He smelled and looked like a dead animal. Focus: What are your drunk injuries? Your, "HEY WATCH THIS!" moments. Funny injuries. We don't need to hear about the time your friend was trapped in a car fire. Unless for some reason it is really funny.