I saw this advertisement yesterday for one of those bottles of mixers where you just add booze: Now, the simplest version of a margarita is to mix together tequila, triple sec, and lime juice. Pour over ice. That's one ingredient more than what you would have to do with the premade stuff. The small print on the ad encourages the reader to drink responsibly. If you can't manage to stir 3 ingredients together and pour them over ice, I gotta wonder if you are capable of doing anything responsibly. Focus: Admit you suck. Tell us about something that most people can do with no trouble, but your attempt usually results in a visit from the fire department.