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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Crown Royal, Feb 24, 2010.

  1. WickedBitch

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    Noah Hathaway, better known as Atreyu. He was so cute back in the day and he's still pretty scrumptious now. I'm not crazy about all the tattoos but still delish!
     

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  2. Ganimedes

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    Ah, Evil-Lyn. You were the one to introduce me to the plot element of sexual tension between the protagonist and his adversaries, and I mean that in a good, non Pulp Fiction way. Even your seductive wiles couldn't stand up the the roided man child that was He-Man but you shouldn't take it personally, that bowl cut made it completely clear that his sexual predelictions ran more towards a threesome with Man-At-Arms and Battle Cat than anything else.

    Seeing you taunting He-Man while you had him tied to that stone slab did wonderful things to my preteen body and convinced me completely that besides being boring, Good was also stupid. Yes, you ruined Hollywood for me, none of those insipid and weak starlets that the factory grinds out could ever hold a candle to you, but in return you taught me to look for that little evil streak in the people around me that keeps things interesting.

    PS. I bet you're a freak in bed. DS

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  3. Kubla Kahn

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    Yet to the mind's eye they are the perfect representation of just how fucked up they really are.
     
  4. zyron

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    Christine Lakin from Step by Step. Loved her when I was a kid.

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  5. Roxanne

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    He was my first experience with liking emotionally crippled men.
     
  6. Rob4Broncos

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    Come on people, let's get serious:

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  7. Crown Royal

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    Also, The Baroness from GI Joe. A hot, evil Euro ice queen. Sienna Miller filled her hot-ass cat suit nicely, but let's face it: the live-action film tossed every bit as much salad as Transformers 2. A fucking HERESY in filmmaking.

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  8. Benzilla

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    Pfft, go for the original:

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  9. zyron

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    Forgot the only reason I ever watched "Who's the Boss".

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  10. nickygonzo

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    Sometimes I feel like she was my first girlfriend

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    and when you were in the mood for some of that emotionally unstable hand holding followed by a lecture on how much of a fuck you you are...

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    Tawny Dean
     
  11. Creelmania

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    Probably the only reason I watched Popular Mechanics for Kids on a regular basis.

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    Ah Elisha Cuthbert, you made me wanna do dirty things to you before I even knew what dirty things were.
     
  12. Facepalm

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    If I had to pick just one cartoon character that hasn't already been mentioned, it'd probably be Princess Jasmine.

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    As for one actress that hasn't already been mentioned, it'd be Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers.

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  13. WASPnest

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    I had to dig for this one.
    Who remembers "Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future"? Yeah, "Pilot":
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    Neatly explains my bizarre taste for post-apocalyptic fiction and fascist aesthetics. Also, my lamentable fascination with girls who had really fucked up childhoods.
     
  14. iczorro

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    3 pages in and no mention of Kelly Kapowski?

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  16. Crown Royal

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    Probably because it's just not fair to put her on this thread. She simply blows everyone else away:

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  17. TheFarSide

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    I watched a lot of Dukes and Daisy got me every time. I even had the bedding, always kept her side of the pillow case facing up so I could pretend we were sleeping together.

    Disregard what she currently looks like
     
  18. Ton80

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    Yeah, I'll say it...

    Ariel, a.k.a., the Little Mermaid.

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    At nine, that singing fishy bitch was FINE!
     
  19. Bundy Bear

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    Lola Bunny, Bugs was unflappable always except for when she strolled past.
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    And if I can steal from the world of the video game Lara Croft.
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  20. Andolingus

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    Lisa from Weird Science!
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    You could say that I learned how to 'fiercely' 'masturbate' to 'pictures' of her that I downloaded from a BBS.

    Thank you, Lisa! And, thank you, 14K modem!