I have a question well suited for the drunk thread: I've recently started experimenting with Scotch. Not injecting it up my urethra or anything. I know fuck-all about Scotch, so I'm simply trying various Scotch(es?) and developing my palate. At one bar I ordered Macallan and the bartender asked if I wanted it "neat" (no ice or water) , and of course I said yes. At my regular bar I ordered it "neat" and they laughed their asses off, saying I should have used the term "up". So those of you wise in the ways of Scotch - which is it?