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A Rolling Drunk Gathers No Moss- 3/25/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Mar 25, 2011.

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  1. Misanthropic

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    I have a question well suited for the drunk thread:

    I've recently started experimenting with Scotch. Not injecting it up my urethra or anything. I know fuck-all about Scotch, so I'm simply trying various Scotch(es?) and developing my palate.

    At one bar I ordered Macallan and the bartender asked if I wanted it "neat" (no ice or water) , and of course I said yes. At my regular bar I ordered it "neat" and they laughed their asses off, saying I should have used the term "up".

    So those of you wise in the ways of Scotch - which is it?
     
  2. Nettdata

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    Well, it depends. Kind of a locational terminology, I'd say.

    "Up" is short for "straight up", which is the same as "neat".

    Fuck them, say whatever you want.

    Just be aware that a bit of water is a good thing when drinking Scotch, as it will release the flavours.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.askmen.com/fine_living/wine_dine_archive_60/81b_wine_dine.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.askmen.com/fine_living/wine_ ... _dine.html</a>

    Ask for "water back", and see what they say. It's kind of like getting a salad with dressing on the side, as it's served in a separate container so you can add water as you see fit.
     
  3. Crown Royal

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    Fireflies is the gayest fucking song ever. Will all of you PLEASE stop doing that and go to the Emo Thread for that shit.
     
  4. iczorro

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    Right, but the point is that those versions make it sound good
     
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    This more your speed?
     
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  6. Misanthropic

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    First Egypt, then Libya, now THIS!?

    If any of you Canucks need to seek refuge in the U.S., give me a yell.
     
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    Awwww yeah.

     
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    I’m hoping that because this is the drunk thread rules are a little more flexible than normal. I just torched some kush and was reading through my reps for the first time in many moons and some of them are hilarious, intentionally and unintentionally (however the vast majority just say weed is awesome):

    KIMaster is ANGRY. But really man you’re okay by me:

    Go fuck yourself, you worthless moron.

    Shut the fuck up, Captain Save-a-Racist.

    Is your major depressive disorder the reason why you're so hurt by my reps that you made a sig out of it? Haha.



    An inexplicably green dot from Volo, Can’t argue with the truth:

    This isn't because you'll have a much higher income than me, or because you used your parent's influence to attain it. Hell, I'd do the same thing if I could. This red dot is because you're a petty douchebag. Cheers!



    The best for last….

    Months worth of painfully unfunny Jew jokes by Ballsack!!! Yay!!!!!!! Just reinforces how fucking hilarious it is that sack tries to rag on a legit comedian and not see the irony:

    The focus on this thread asked for opinions, so that's what I'm giving. Don't like it, then don't read it. Now, why don't you go make me a latke, dreidel boy...

    Cuz if there's one thing jews know baout, it's self-deprecation. Here's to hoping the Palestinians take a page out of Egypt's book and put your bullshit government on the hot seat. Can't wait to see it.

    You're a tool.
    No, wait, you're a JOOL.

    jew



    You know what Ballsack, the joke is really on you. Your face looks like Count Chocula got curb stomped by the MS-13 and you couldn't afford reconstructive surgery. I'm an atheist anyways, douchetool.

    Also, another shout out to Disgustipated merely because Tool is the tits.
     
  9. Frank

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    Am I doing this right?
     
  10. Politik

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    Unlike your pussy ass I can drink and smoke in the same day.
     
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    Shit, I got drunk and ebayed last night. Hopefully I will be out bid.
     
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    I can't. If I do both, I start melting into the floor. It's not pretty.
     
  13. Politik

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    I'm a pretty happy drunk, just an angry person in general. Why else would I post here?

    I feel like there's a lesson somewhere here but I can't quite put my finger on it...
     
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    Oh come on... who HASN'T had random shit just show up in the mail?

    Sure, I always did want that retro Scooby Doo plastic lunch box with a busted clasp cleverly replaced with an elastic band, but that's beside the point.

    Hell, they'd make a shit-load of cash if they promoted "drunk eBaying" with some sort of pre-set spending limit. Drunk cards you can give to your friends with pre-paid dollar amounts.
     
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    Dude, I bid on fucking coins.

    I actually am on ebay selling a chunk of my coin collection to put into savings for living abroad. And here I am buying more.

    Fuck, I won an auction for 48 bucks.

    How to hide it from the wife. Not because she would be angry, but because I will look like a hypocrite.
     
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    YEAH WELL I OUTDRINK OUTSMOKE OUTFUCK ALL YOUR WORTHLESS ASSES CAUSE I EAT SHOTGLASSES FOR BREAKFAST WHILE ARM CURLING SWINGSTAGES AND FUCKING YOUR MOTHERS AT THE SAME TIME KANYE OUT.
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    Got 8 beers for £6 and Ireland are 2-0 up.

    "just like watching brazil" said the commentator.

    Found a great picture of myself from the day before Paddys too.
    <a class="postlink" href="http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x414/Dan_Gillen/197887_10150445051560384_521130383_17732798_4738199_n.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x41 ... 8199_n.jpg</a>
     
  18. Nettdata

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    So much is answered by that pic. And it's photoshopped all to hell.
     

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    Ghetto word of the day: Omelet. Example- " I shoulda slapped da fuck outta yo ass but omelet dat shit slide dis time."
     
  20. DrFrylock

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    OK, Leo McGarry.
     
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