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A Rolling Drunk Gathers No Moss- 3/25/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Mar 25, 2011.

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  1. Devils Advocate

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    Har har har har. I don't fail with a gun. I can shoot the top off a Sprite bottle with my .22 magnum at 100 yards. However, I am cute... Maybe that's why I am the only girl.
     
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    Holy shit, youre a chick?
     
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    Hey, everyone likes to starfish every once in a while.
     
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    Read her avatar... you think the "cowboy in us all" is a metaphor or some shit?
     
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    Why by golly, yes I am.
     
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    Can you sit perfectly still for hour on boring hour in the slight hope a turkey might walk past? I would sit through a week long insurance seminar before I ever let anyone talk me into going turkey hunting again.
     
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    I shot one turkey last fall. He was a jake with only a 4 inch beard. Last spring I shot a gobbler with a 10 inch beard. Damn straight I can turkey hunt.
     
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    I'm not sure if you're talking about turkey hunting here or speaking Jive.
     
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    5 pm cannot come soon enough, I can almost taste the car bombs.

    Good music helps though, I've been listening to this one a lot lately. A good cover of MIA's Paper Planes by Jerry Joseph of the Jackmormons.

     
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    Nah, turkey hunting. No innuendoes involved. Jeeze, does everything always have a second meaning?
     
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    Yes. Though the second meaning is always the same.
     
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    Perfect Wild Turkey 101 Manhattans are fucking deadly.

    That is all.
     
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    If you're sitting in the same spot for hours on end while turkey* hunting, you're doing it wrong. It's not deer hunting.


    *Note: I only know about Eastern - don't know if you sit still for Oceola, Merriam or Rio Grande.
     
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    You sit for Oceola, but it is not usually for hours. The key is to roost them the night before. Then get there before daylight, and call them the rest of the way in. You don't just sit there and do nothing.
     
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    Are you going to be wearing that Hawaiian shirt print hunter's vest you were telling me about?
     
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    ... You wouldn't catch me dead wearing Hawaiian print anything.

    Shegirl, that skirt is adorable. I have a camo skirt, but not like that.
     
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    I fucking love that women think things are adorable when they're small.

    Keep on giving.
     
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    Who said anything about size? I was talking about style, and the camo print. My, my, someone is a tad insecure. Or just jumpy? You tell me.
     
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    3 pages in and no one has posted a naked girl yet?

    Y'all be slippin'

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    Edit: Fixy le Linky
     
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