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A More Reflective Drunk Thread- 3/26/10

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Mar 26, 2010.

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  1. zyron

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    Depending on what type of parrot it is, they can live up to 100 years. So that bird could probably outlive you.
     
    #101 zyron, Mar 26, 2010
  2. toytoy88

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    Actually his breed (Goffins Cockatoo) supposedly only live about 35 years. Then again, they're not knowing for being talkative and he knows about 50 words and can carry on a rudimentary conversation.

    He's a stubborn little bastard and I think the only reason he keeps living is just to piss me off. And bite me.
     
    #102 toytoy88, Mar 26, 2010
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    What the FUCK IS THIS SHIT? What the fuck about my obnoxious, aggressive, over-confident, hyper-opinionated posts even begins to insinuate that I am a Canadian?

    UNACCEPTABLE. UN. AC. CEPT. ABLE.
     
    #103 Beefy Phil, Mar 27, 2010
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    I just found out I'm a whore for alcohol. I ran a block and a half back and forth for a free drink, granted it was a $10 drink, but still.

    I'm also sort of proud I smoked a whole cigatrette on the way there. I did stop halfway for smoke break though.
     
    #104 bean, Mar 27, 2010
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    Yeah, because not a single Canadian here is obnoxious, aggressive, over-confident or hyper-opinionated.

    Don't worry. We can still travel together, and you can be quiet when people ask where we're from. Unless we're traveling in Canada I guess.

    Glad you have your priorities in order.
     
    #105 ghettoastronaut, Mar 27, 2010
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    After you ran the block and a half did you fuck someone for the drink? Because otherwise you aren't a whore, you're just an alcoholic.
     
    #106 Sam N, Mar 27, 2010
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    You know it baby, this is my hate fucking outfit.


    I poop on command too by the way.
     
    #107 Indiana, Mar 27, 2010
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    I'm drunk and dressed like an aborted fetus for a themed party.

    Ohhh yeah.
     
    #108 McDermott, Mar 27, 2010
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    would say some shit, but you know what...I'm done with this place. You people are the fucking same, over and over.

    So fuck yall. I'm done.
     
    #109 Fernanthonies, Mar 27, 2010
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    I am hungover and awake with a 5 year old with a cold. But I have lunch at Middendorf's to console me.
     
    #110 Noland, Mar 27, 2010
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    Is there anything better than waking up without the hangover you deserve?
     
    #111 MoreCowbell, Mar 27, 2010
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    She can hoist my Jolly Roger any time.

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    #112 Maltob14, Mar 27, 2010
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    That's so fake. How bout some realism? And shiny stuff!

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    #113 Dcc001, Mar 27, 2010
  14. Dcc001

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    Jeez, make up your mind. I thought the theme was pirates. If it's classy dinner parties, then here:

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    #114 Dcc001, Mar 27, 2010
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    Sorry for not following along completely, but I love me some Raven.


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    Hopefully I'll be joining yall tonight!
     
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    I've spent a great deal of the morning reading Jessica Watson's blog. (If you haven't seen my other posts about her, she's a 16 year old sailing solo around the world.)

    She's a very good writer. Really, really good. Her personality radiates through in what she writes.

    I highly suggest reading it.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.jessicawatson.com.au/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.jessicawatson.com.au/</a>
     
    #116 toytoy88, Mar 27, 2010
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    I am looking forward to Amanda Seyfried being gratuitously naked in the upcoming film Chloe.

    That is all.
     
    #117 ghettoastronaut, Mar 27, 2010
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    I'll post here since I am rarely drinking in the morning/afternoon. So, ran a half marathon this morning. Fucking sucked. The rain started pretty much with the starting gun. The sleet moved in about mile 11. I have never been so cold and miserable in my life.

    Then I went out for breakfast and bloody mary's, just got home and into dry clothes (dry socks = awesome), poured myself a Prosecco, and am tossing around the idea of a nap. All is right in the world.

    and the gratuitous image in keeping with the post above me

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    #118 mya, Mar 27, 2010
  19. Primer

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    May I be the first to say:

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEKEND IS HERE!!!

    Well, one day weekend. I haven't been this excited for a one day weekend in a long fucking time. This guy is going to be shit bomb-housed tonight. Going to see Hot Tub Time Machine and drink our faces off.
     
    #119 Primer, Mar 27, 2010
  20. Crown Royal

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    I want to see it simply for the Motley Crue reference. That alone makes it worth admission.
     
    #120 Crown Royal, Mar 27, 2010
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