A More Reflective Drunk Thread- 3/26/10

Noted. Beer 4 is on the way.

Jennitalia, what's a moral?

 

Excellent question. I'll go ask my mom. Just kidding, she wouldn't find it hilarious.

 

I am watching Anthony Bourdain On Demand, and the sponsor was Disney, and they had a commercial which ended with Miss Piggy looking at the camera.

Then then cut to Bourdain chopping up an entire pig carcass.

Awesome

 

Oh you silly girls! Being all whorish and stuff. I'm sure I'll see quite a few girls like you tonight at the campus bars. I'm kidding. Kind've.

My first drinking escapades:
Vodka + 7-Up + Grenadine = 16 year old girl's delight. I was an 18 year old guy at the time.

 

I think those are the teeth in the back of your mouth that you use to crush food. Could be mistaken, though.

 

Oh, I got those taken out a long time ago.

 

Time for a fancy dinner, eating out at The Creperie. I fucking love Crepes.

 

Good thing I'm on vacation all day, every day in that regard

 

W3rd. If my Mom saw half the shit I do on a daily basis, she would pray for me even harder.

 

Not to be a downer, but I just started reading "The Diary of Anne Frank."

Wow.

I'm only a few pages in, long before she and her family went into hiding, but it's pretty powerful stuff when you think about what happened to this poor girl in the end.

"June 12, 1942
I hope I will be able to confide everything to you, as I
have never been able to confide in anyone, and I hope you
will be a great source of comfort and support."

"Jacqueline van Maarsen is supposedly my best friend, but
I've never had a real friend. At first I thought Jacque would
be one, but I was badly mistaken."

"Yes, paper does have
more patience, and since I'm not planning to let anyone else
read this stiff-backed notebook grandly referred to as a
"diary," unless I should ever find a real friend, it probably
won't make a bit of difference.
Now I'm back to the point that prompted me to keep a diary
in the first place: I don't have a friend."

 

Are you looking to kill yourself by the end of the week? Cause reading that is a good way to prep.

 

Purchased my weekly half gallon of Captain. Starting Season 4 of Lost. I can't think of a better way to pass the time on a Friday night until I move away from here. I mean, I guess I could go to the bar and be social, but that would cost a lot more money and require pants.

First couple times I got drunk I went with Vodka+tonic, mountain dew or sprite. Horrible hangovers from cheap vodka but if it wasn't made too strong it was some good tasting shit.

 

The problem I've encountered is that I only remember the first half of the episodes I watched when I get tanked. Then I have to watch half of them over again the next day.

 

Nope. I just read a lot and this is something I've never read that I've been meaning to for ages.

 

This sentence hurts my brain.

 

I read a lot of shit I'd put off recently. Fahrenheit 451, Slaughterhouse 5, Of Human Bondage (sucks), Catcher in the Rye (sucks hardcore)...None of them were as downer as the book we all read in 7th grade, Diary of Anne Frank...

 

It was never assigned reading for me, and quite frankly (He he) I find it fascinating thus far. The only book I've ever read about hiding Jews during WWII was "The Hiding Place" by Corrie Ten Boom (I think I got the name right) and that was a book my grandmother gave me when I was 9. Thank you grandma for giving me books that were far ahead of my age and giving me a love of reading.

Give me a bit and I'll be back to my usual rambling self. I read incredibly fast.

 

Nobody fuck up the ending for me. They get out of the camps, right? Right?

 

They didn't have couches in concentration camps. Or bellybutton studs. I need more scotch.