I just got back from a short vacation in Ohio to visit the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame (which was great, especially the Springsteen exhibit) and Cedar Point (which was, as always, a blast). I personally have nothing against Ohio (they have a main road near Toledo called Fangboner!!!!) except for the fact that it looks like God picked up his camping hatchet and went Lizzie Borden on every single square foot of highway they have. But I did notice something: a high majority of people from Ohio REALLY REALLY REALLY hate Ohio. At Cedar Point, I saw at least three different guys wearing the same navy blue T-shirt that had the map outline of the state of Ohio and in the centre in big, bold 80's-style letters it said: WORST. STATE. EVER. Wow. That's what I call contempt. I guess through my minimal visits I have yet to see why locals consider it such an asshole state, but every person has their own complaints about where they live. Focus: What do you dislike most about where you live? Do you live accross the highway from and have to stare at Touchdown Jesus? Do you wake up at 7 am to hear E-tarded Jersey shore boys bumpin' Benassi at 115 db? Get it all out of your system.