I couldn't find the thread, but I remember it being one of the most popular on this board, as well as RMMB, it was about how we clean ourselves after pooping. This lead me to do some research, I tried many different styles, talked to my friends about their habits in depth. My roommates have also been really interested in this as well. Now, I have the best, most efficient, way to a clean asshole: The 5 hole, then a squat-wipe If anyone is unfamiliar with the term "5 hole" it is a hockey term used for the space inbetween the goalie's legs. (image below) To do this (if male) you move your sac to the side with your non wiping hand, then do a wipe back to front while seated, you do this as a short wipe, not going past the first 1/3rd of your taint. Wipe till clean. Then after the hole itself is clean, hover above the toilet, and do a front to back wipe or two. This will clear any remnants away from the cheeks/hair. This is the best method that I've tried, and I wanted to share it with you all. Why I'm writing this is not for you all to debate it (though I would love new ones to try), but rather to share with you some level of expertise that I have in the subject. FOCUS: Post-shitting cleanup techniques. ALT FOCUS: Write something small about what you're an expert at, be it tying a lure, shaving your armpits (TIBettes), doing a impormptu speech, whatever.