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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    I'm at...4?

    There's a range.
     
    #101 Nom Chompsky, Sep 23, 2011
  2. hooker

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    I vowed after him never to do it again.
     
    #102 hooker, Sep 23, 2011
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    It's not always about you, ya know.

    You sound like a selfish lover. "Waaah fist ME! Fuck MY ass! Pull MY hair and spank ME raw!" Ever Think that maybe *WE* want to get fisted too?
     
    #103 CharlesJohnson, Sep 23, 2011
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    hold me, phil.
     
    #104 hotwheelz, Sep 23, 2011
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    I hate you all.
     
    #105 hooker, Sep 23, 2011
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    You think I hush people for my health?
     
    #106 Beefy Phil, Sep 23, 2011
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    This is why we can't have nice things.

    Trying to decide if I want to pick up a case of Oktoberfest, a growler from Mad Mex, or just hit the rum.
     
    #107 Tuesday, Sep 23, 2011
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    Trifecta!
     
    #108 Nom Chompsky, Sep 23, 2011
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    My beer is too cold. I shouldn't have left it in the freezer for that long.

    How's that for a first world problem...
     
    #109 JoeCanada, Sep 23, 2011
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    I'm watching a horror movie. And getting drunk.

    Bad combo.
     
    #110 hooker, Sep 23, 2011
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    *sniff*
     
    #111 hotwheelz, Sep 23, 2011
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    Just opened a bottle of wine to drink while I finish an assignment that's due at midnight. I'm missing the Rangers to do this, so I'm less than thrilled. I have a sneaking suspicion I may become inebriated and be forced to throw something together around 11:55.
     
    #112 TX., Sep 23, 2011
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    fuuuuuuuuuck I'm hammered. Telll me whats better than a cold PBR on a warm fall afternoon. Go one, I dare you! mmmmmmmm I'm going to motorboat the fuck outta my wife when I leave the office and go home.
     
    #113 hellogoodbye, Sep 23, 2011
  14. Nom Chompsky

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    I don't want to say you're doomed, but the hot chick pretty much always dies first. So I would sleep with the light on. Or with a black guy in the room.
     
    #114 Nom Chompsky, Sep 23, 2011
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    I'm sucking down a Spaten Oktoberfest. It tastes like Vishnu's pussy. 6 arms jacking you off at the same time.

    It dawned on me I haven't had more than a single beer at a time for at least 2 weeks. Weird. Can't have my internal organs performing optimally. Fuck that noise.


    Which? I'm still itching to see Insidious even though it looks terrible.
     
    #115 CharlesJohnson, Sep 23, 2011
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    Nom - I thought about it. But quickly realized I'm far too lazy to arrange for all three. Think I'm gonna pick up some Oktoberfest since I haven't had one yet this season.

    For anyone having the opposite problem as Joe, salty ice water cools your beer down fastest. Believe Mythbusters covered this once. Some people gave us weird looks when we started dumping salt and water into our garbage can full of ice and 30s. Amateurs. Though I guess we were the amateurs for having drank all our beer the previous night...
     
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    The slutty chick dies first. The other one usually makes to the end, and sometimes she's hot.
     
    #117 Roxanne, Sep 23, 2011
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    Not being a hipster on a warm fall afternoon.
     
    #118 JoeCanada, Sep 23, 2011
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    Lips, can I rent you?

    Also... PBR... seriously?!
     
    #119 hooker, Sep 23, 2011
  20. Nom Chompsky

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    The first one is on the house.
     
    #120 Nom Chompsky, Sep 23, 2011
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