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A dolla makes me holla

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Aetius, Jul 24, 2012.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    You mean, Tyler Perry Presents Madea's Family News.
     
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  2. downndirty

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    I just saw the whole thing and "redneck-ognize" is now my new favorite word to describe the South.
     
    #82 downndirty, Jul 25, 2012
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    Clearly you have not seen Basketball Wives. For this I envy you.
     
    #83 MoreCowbell, Jul 25, 2012
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    I have!

    However, that's not a show specifically devoted to mocking the uneducated idiots of a certain race. Just like "Real Housewives of City X" isn't, either. (Which "Basketball Wives" is clearly modeled after) Yes, "Real Housewives of Atlanta" features more blacks and "Real Housewives of New Jersey" features more Italians, but neither is "haha, look at that dumb white trash!" like the shows I mentioned above.

    Also, while more of the so-called "wives" (many of whom were never legally married to their basketball-playing spouses) happen to be black, they also have plenty of white and Hispanic girls on that show, too. And while they might be odious, soulless harpies, many girls there are not "trash" at all. Some are, but others are reasonably intelligent women who simply happen to be evil.
     
    #84 KIMaster, Jul 25, 2012
  5. Crown Royal

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    What is this "responsible parent" you speak of? If that something that still exists? In The Now, type 1 diabetes in an emerging epidemic in children (and I have NO DOUBT at least three of the kids in that Rednecktard clan from post 1 has it) and 25 years ago virtually no children had it. I had never even heard of Adderal until just a few years ago, now it seems half the kids in America are having it spoon-fed to them by their parents to "level" them because actual parenting is...y'know, too difficult. More than 65% of children in North America are obese (fact). These are fucking disasters that nobody seems to acknowledge yesterday, and we all know who is to blame..... teachers, of course. FIRE THEM ALL!

    George W. Bush once elequently said "Is our children learning?" I think that it's safe to say that they isn't.
     
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    I remember when I was in elementary school there was one or two kids who were overweight. Those kids would now be considered average as I look at the kids when they are getting out of school.
     
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    Not to nitpick but don't you mean type 2 diabeetus?
     
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  8. Crown Royal

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    I believe you're right, but not to nitpick... anybody who STILL for the love of God thinks it's funny to call it diabeetus....well, I really do hope you get consumed by The Thing.

    Quaker Oatmeal did this to me!!!!
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    Once upon a time, this was fat enough to be put in the circus. Now, it's your average day at Wal-Mart.

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    I get what you are getting at but VH1 has had some seriously bad dating reality shows that were almost exclusively black and 100% ghetto trash.

    But Im with you, we could pitch it to VH1, TLC, or Bravo. A reality series based on Pimps up Ho's down featuring Don Magic Juan as presiding judge and master of ceremonies. I mean what are some obscure wildly trashy pastimes minorities have? What is their cultural equivalent to hill billy hand fishing? Maybe Swap Meet Kings?
     
    #90 Kubla Kahn, Jul 25, 2012
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    Am I the only one who reads Hillbilly Hand Fisting every time I see it?
     
    #91 Danger Boy, Jul 25, 2012
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    Well white people are still the majority in this country, until we get a black Presi...fuck. Until we get a black Vice President, let's keep shit this way.
     
    #92 Parker, Jul 26, 2012
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    I hate to break it to you, but in 10-20 years, you better learn to Habla or Wang Chung or both cuz black and white will barely make the top 5.
     
    #93 Gator, Jul 26, 2012
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    Gator, you just ruined your chances of being in the Olympics.
     
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    Well, at least we'll be in this together. I think we need to go bang a bunch of their Olympic athletes to thin out their bloodline. WHO IS WITH ME!?!?!
     
    #95 Parker, Jul 26, 2012
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    Jesus...I thought I've seen the absolute decay of civilization after watching that Whites from West Virginia documentary.

    But why stop there?
     
    #96 KillaKam, Jul 26, 2012
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    I didn't realize the number of shitty 80s New Wave band-lovers was growing so rapidly. Feathered hair for all!
     
    #97 JWags, Jul 26, 2012
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    You could serenade them with a sensuous tune:
     
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    What the fuck was that?

    Transcribed because ... well just because.

     
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    A quick look at the title and tags would inform one that it's a comedy film starring Chris Rock called CB4.
     
    #100 KIMaster, Jul 27, 2012
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