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A dolla makes me holla

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Aetius, Jul 24, 2012.

  1. Aetius

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    <a class="postlink" href="http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/here-comes-honey-boo-boo/videos/coming-soon.htm?rss=1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/here-co ... .htm?rss=1</a>

    Focus: Get to work savages
     
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    I don't think I've ever seen a larger double-chin. Usually they start creasing and cascade into third and fourth chins once they reach a critical mass like that.
     
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    Just saw it at the top of the Reddit front page.

    So basically were just going to keep pushing the retard-envelope and have exemplifications of every conceivable negative stereotype of the US? Fuck everything I said in the gun thread. Fuck you, America.
     
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    Does anyone else notice that when people get to a certain level of obesene obesity they all begin to look like essentially the same person? The same way everyone with Downs looks the same.
     
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    TLC is supposed to stand for The Learning Channel. Fuck this shit.
     
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    When did our standards for entertainment sink this low? There was a time, not so long ago, when no one would have even considered putting this shit on television because no one would watch it. Now, they figure they'll have a viable audience. I don't blame those lard-asses for capitalizing on their 15 seconds of fame, I blame the rest of the goddamned world for giving them those 15 seconds.
     
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    Somebody should drop a nuke on us and save us the misery. Thank god Israel's starting World War III.
     
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    ^- This.

    Seriously, look at it's current program guide. This is not helping people learn anything. Next thing you know, Ow, My Balls, will be picked up.

     
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    What's that you say?

     
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    If only we'd had a coke addict in the White House instead of a sex addict during the Cuban Missile Crisis, none of us would be here to witness the human race slip into a fate truly worse than annihilation.
     
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    How soon until this is no longer a parody?

     
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    I had to watch that clip three times before I was able to understand a syllable of what those people were saying.

    What's the appeal of this show that Joe Dirt couldn't satisfy? A toddler uttering a phrase I've never heard spoken even in the lowliest of inner city strip clubs, and a family that likely looks to West Virginia as a place of class and sophistication?
     
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    I don't meant to double post here, but after a quick check on Google I found these gems.

    http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-07-23/heres-what-we-know-so-far-about-here-comes-honey-boo-boo-on-tlc/

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...railer-Here-Comes-Honey-Boo-Boo.html?ITO=1490

     
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    Come on. This is joke, right? It has to be a joke. Please. Tell me it's a joke.
     
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    Funny, I said the same thing about Jersey Shore and look where that ended up.

    I second Angel. It's our fault for watching these damn shows. These fatties are just smart for playing into it.
     
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    This is why the terrorists hate us. That family lives less than 30 minutes away from where I'm sitting right now. The Redneck Games (a clip is in that TLC teaser) is covered by my local paper every year. Yay, Georgia.
     
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    Bread and circuses, boys and girls.

    Bread and circuses.
     
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    This isn't any worse than watching Dr. Phil psycho-analyze a 14-year old girl on live TV.

    The list of reasons I hate people just keeps getting longer without any assistance from me.
     
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    Imagine, for a moment, how many gallons of Mountain Dew they purchase from Walmart every year.

    I'd wager it would be enough to fill quite a few mud diving holes.
     
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    Honestly, for everyone that gives me the eyeroll when I say that we don't have a TV: on a daily basis, I see very little of this madness. I barely know who the Kardashians are, my news isn't shouted at me, and I have time to read and run and garden.

    This clip affirms my TV-less status for at least the next decade.