Something Awful recently did a thread on The Most Bachelor Thing You've Ever Done. Responses ranged... From the hilarious: "I once took a shit while eating a sandwich." "I've wiped my wet/dirty hands off on dogs before." "I pee off the balcony. I live in an apartment complex. There are two balconies directly below me and one four feet to my right." To the practical: "I used to 'bachelor iron' my work clothes when I was single -- toss a shirt or a pair of pants in the dryer with a damp washcloth for 15 minutes -- bam, no more wrinkles (sorta)." "Get a transparent condom, and put it over the alarm every time you want to smoke. My friend does this in his university dorm and it works every single time." The TiB can do better. Focus:What's the most bachelor/bachelorette thing you've ever done? Alt focus: What are the best tips/tricks you've learned about living the bachelor life?