You just found out that some local barkeep bought himself a new jukebox, but didn't lock it down... and you now control that motherfucker from an app on your phone. Over. And over. And over again. FOCUS: What do you play to troll the bar patrons? ALT-FOCUS: What one song do you play to get the place rocking?
Focus: This fucking song. Actual native people just LOOOOOOOVE the "Unga-unga-unga..." part. Alt-Focus: Yeah, bitch. Everybody loves this tune:
Whenever there was a lively, crowded bar with a juke box. I would buy 5 plays of this to kill the mood:
I would play Tom Jones' "What's New Pussycat" 20 times in a row, followed by something cool like "Sweet Child of Mine", then "Pussycat" again until I became tired of it.
There is a hole in the wall bar in the mountains by my cabin where they look at me funny when I walk in, they call me flat lander and other sorts of things, the locals sit there and scowl at me while we play pool and talk shit, my buddy loves him some old country so he puts $10 in the box and goes with George Jones and other older country, when he is not looking I sneak in a few Alanis Morissette songs Ironic and Thank You India really do not go over well. Alt Focus: I love Suicidal Blonde by INXS
I think you actually meant this: And yes, I would totally play that. Focus: Or possibly this It would take the wind out of everyone's sails as they try to figure out what he's saying, and then can't get the song out of their head. Alt. Focus: I'll probably get shit for that song, but it's a Texas thing (which I'll also probably get shit for).
i actually used to do this in a redneck logger bar we used frequent to shoot pool at in the mid 80's. It was something like 10 plays/$1 and just as we were leaving I'd throw whatever quarters I still had in the jukebox and play this over and over. And then get the fuck out before we got our asses kicked by a bunch of redneck loggers. They removed it from the jukebox after the 3rd or 4th time I set it to play 20 or 30 times in a row.
Big Bad Leroy Brown: One night while in college, I may or may not have dropped $10 in a bar jukebox and used it all on Van Halen's Panama:
I did this once at a seedy pool hall with Van Halen's Jump: We had to leave after it came on for the 4th time as the other patrons were getting very hostile and I was like 15 and shouldn't have been in there to begin with. Whatever, fuck them. That synthesizer solo is earth shattering.