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9/8/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 8, 2017.

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  1. Nettdata

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    I'm waiting to hear back from @audreymonroe who said that it was something she could make... now I just have to convince her to actually make it and ship it. Figured it would be easier to do by someone already in the US rather than try and deal with cross-border textile importation shit.
     
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    I had an 8N (I think mine was a '62) that was restored (Not a nut & bolt restoration, but fresh paint, mechanicals, hydraulics, and tires) It was a great little tractor, ran like a sewing machine. My only complaints were the PTO liked to disengage itself from time to time, that metal seat was hard on the tailbone, and if you pulled a bush hog you were going to pepper your back/head with rocks.
     
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    If I am lucky enough to ever own enough land to justify having one, I want a John Deere 4020. My grandfather had them when I was a kid.

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    I am waiting for ab to actually be interested in wearing it
     
  5. Nettdata

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    @audreymonroe
     
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    Drunk abneretta agreed to do it. Sober abneretta always honors promises made while drunk.

    Though sober me would prefer it not to be completely transparent.
     
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    So you want the back solid?
     
  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    I was going to say drunk abneretta is a lot more fun, but you both seem to know how to party.

    Audrey just needs to install velcro attachments over the nipple area in the shape of guitar picks (a standard 351 shape). You can wear a T-shirt over it all for the Friends and Family setting, take the T-shirt off to switch it to tailgate mode, then your husband / Michael Starr can do their best Justin Timberlake Supebowl move to knock it into Panther mode.
     
  9. Nettdata

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    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
     
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    Drunk me is the one going to the show, so it's really a non-issue.
     
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    My grandfather had twoMinneapolis Moline tractors: a 1941 four-wheel and 1943 three-wheeled. Auto Show-mint condition. He auctioned them off for a song when he retired. I never facepalmed so hard. This one is from the 1950's I think:

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  12. Rush-O-Matic

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    It's about time the WDT got some tractor and boobie talk. Fucking A right. Man, this would be right up katokoch's alley. Did he quit TiB after his honeymoon?

    Also, if you're going to be drunk and belligerent on a plane, make sure a badass who does not give any fucks with a white goatee isn't on your flight. Because he will jump up an choke you out.
     
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    Why misbehave in ANY way on a plane? Drunk or not you look at how airlines treat overbooked doctors, then add possible marshals to fuck up your shit. Oh, and jail plus thousands of dollars wasted.

    I've certainly got a buzz on while flying, but never even thought about making a scene, in any way. That's as taboo as it gets.
     
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    YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

    That is so fucking awesome. And a hell of a learning lesson for drunk-boy... your actions can have repercussions. Too many people are emboldened by the thought that people won't do fuck all about it, and that needs to change.
     
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    Come at me bro.
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    The SO took the puppy to one of those farm stores last week to get her harness. I asked him if he was going to go pick up some chicks and added that those are Farmersonly.com chicks. He said when he walked in they actually announced over the intercom that there was a puppy coming in. He and Ruca were swarmed by girls wearing plaid and cowboy boots. Yee haw!
     
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    This makes me smile.

    A judge revoked Shkreli's bond and sent him immediately to jail after he posted on facebook that he was willing to give $5000 per strand of Hillary Clinton's hair.

    Something tells me he's not going to fair too well behind bars.
     
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    Here we have another example of a smart stupid person. He made a lot of money somehow. But this constant heal mugging to try and extend his celebrity... he's a scummy little fuck but he's high profile so he'll be single-celled and kept out of gen pop. That's a safety advantage most don't get, but being put in their labels you a rat.

    Jail would be a very scary place for him. Even overnight drunktanks with the rest of the nightly fuck-ups can be a terrifying experience.
     
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    This regarding the drunk tank. Do not ask me how I know. No one wants to spend a night there.
     
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    Something tells me he's gonna need a lot of that AIDS medicine behind bars.
     
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