Hurricanes, earthquakes...I don't know who pissed off Mother Nature but they need to kiss and make up because that bitch is fucking irate. I think everyone is already focused on the weather so no other needed. I'm so glad I'm on the left coast. I feel so sorry for all of those effected though. What a nightmare.
According to renowned scientist Jennifer Lawrence, it was Trump. However, I blame Audrey for her lack of expanding her Sex-for-Peace program to include Global Climate Initiatives: blowjobs, Pacific rimming, hot sex, nipple twisters, etc.
Can you believe that nasty blabbermouth is considered a stand-up comic by profession? The only thing that she does that's funny is constantly make an asshat out of herself.
So does this guy: "Las Vegas police received multiple calls around 5:21 a.m. about an adult man in front of a home on the 11000 block of Piedmont Valley Avenue, near Far Hills Avenue and the 215. The man was naked, yelling, cursing, and masturbating in the garage according to the report." Angry sex with himself?
You guys my coworker just referred to tubthumper by chumbawumba as her favorite song. In earnest. I am amused/incredulous/horrified. Also didn't realize she could fall this much farther in my esteem.
I commend your employer for willingly giving jobs to those with severe mental retardation. Those people need a fair shot in society, just like everyone else.
There's a fantastic book called Sled Driver, written by an old SR-71 pilot called Brian Shul. In it he recounts a rather well-known story that he calls, "The LA Speed Check". I just ran across a video that someone put together with him narrating that story... and it totally made my day.
The Blackbirds were one of my uncle's favorite planes to fly. (I think he flew everything the USAF had in it's inventory during the Vietnam era.) The guy had the greatest stories if you could ever get him talking. Here he is in his later years with his beloved Zlin:
Edit: I'll leave this up but be warned if you agree to use their credit monitoring you lose the right to sue. Hackers got into Equifax's database and lots of names and SSNs have been released. They've set up a website so you can check if your info may have been compromised. If so you can get a free year of credit monitoring. They'll give a date to sign up but you have to remember because they won't remind you. https://www.equifaxsecurity2017.com
BE CAREFUL! If you use that website, the EULA says you are then precluded from filing any lawsuit, or joining a class action, and must be dealt with using arbitration. Stay away from that site!
Seems that the NY Attorney General is a weeeee bit pissed over that language: https://twitter.com/AGSchneiderman/status/906195350532304896