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9/5/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 5, 2014.

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  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    Because it has begun and per request (kinda) lingere, football and if you so wish retarded doggies.
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    PS Today is National Cheese Pizza and Lazy Mom's Day. Funny how that worked.
     
    #1 shegirl, Sep 5, 2014
  2. toddamus

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    So the BMW Championship is really close to my apartment, as a result of this there are tons of golf spectators out here. What I've noticed is that seemingly every person who goes to watch wears relatively the same thing and looks eerily similar (and I'm not talking about the obvious racial joke here). Nearly every person wheres a polo with horizontal stripes, tucked into khaki color shorts and walking shoes. They also tuck their shirts in so that they reveal their flattering muffin top.

    I thought it was a stereotype, but apparently its true. Every person who goes to watch golf looks the exact same.

    And to keep with the theme, here's some Allison Brie fun.

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    #2 toddamus, Sep 5, 2014
  3. Frebis

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    One time I went to a football game and everyone was wearing Jerseys. I MEAN EVERYONE. It happens at every sporting event.

    Please tell us about all the people you saw wearing snow pants last time you went skiing.
     
    #3 Frebis, Sep 5, 2014
  4. toddamus

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    Wow, thats not what I was saying at all. But good try on ripping on me. I'm guessing if you were out here you'd be one of those big people with the muffin tops.
     
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    It's also Bill Murray Day.
     
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  6. Crown Royal

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    Now there's an ACTUAL day to celebrate. Nobody plays a likeable asshole better.

    Nobody.

    Doggie:
     

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  7. Frebis

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    I wasn't trying to rip. I was just saying that it happens in every sport. The rest of your statement is very correct. Unless it was cold. Then I would probably wear jeans.
     
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    Hockey games are worse, only jerseys and goatees.
     
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    I find the Lingerie Football League way sexier than I should. Whoever designed those bottoms deserves a medal.
     
    #9 JWags, Sep 5, 2014
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    Paulaner Salvator double bock

    This shit is amazing.
     
    #10 Cult, Sep 5, 2014
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    Hot chick

    This mofo goes double, triple, quadruple bock. Boom.

     
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  12. Crown Royal

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    Retard dogs, you say? I think this is how Bulldogs adapted their look:



    ...its funny even after the tenth time.
     
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    I would wear this for sure. Is this on theme enough?

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    #13 Nom Chompsky, Sep 5, 2014
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    Nom, this strikes me as more your style... except, you know, the guy is black.

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    #14 jdoogie, Sep 5, 2014
  15. Crown Royal

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    Booty had me like....

     

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    Well, I've spent the last week babysitting a guy who is just ripe to develop a drug addiction. He's got it all down: lies, using people around him, spinning stories, evading responsibility... only thing he needs to find is a drug.
     
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    Fuck me. Weather network says 13,000 lightning strikes in the area and counting. It is the Wrath Of God outside right now. Non-stop electricity and deluge rain.
     
    #17 Crown Royal, Sep 5, 2014
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    That's what you guys get for stealing Burger King
     
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    I'd rather eat Taylor Rain's diseased, hollowed-out asshole.
     
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    Man I love Demolition Man. Probably should put this in the awesomeness movie thread. But Im watching it now. I love how he dives out of the helicopter at the beginning and yells "PPPPPPPHEEEEOOONIIIXXXXX!!!!" on his bungie cord fall to the ground. Just starts off that bad ass.
     
    #20 Kubla Kahn, Sep 5, 2014
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