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9/3 - Wednesday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Sep 3, 2014.

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  1. Juice

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    Moderately Gender Fluid

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    Shegirl, get your shit in gear.
     
    #1 Juice, Sep 3, 2014
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    Dear lady at work who A) calls me, B) emails me to tell me she has called me, C) instant messages me to let me know that she emailed me about calling me, and D) texts me to let me know about the instant message about the email about the phone call:

    I DO NOT HAVE YOUR FUCKING ANSWER YET. PLEASE GO AWAY.

    Sincerely,
    Preggo
     
    #2 Angel_1756, Sep 3, 2014
  3. katokoch

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    That is all. Carry on.
     
    #3 katokoch, Sep 3, 2014
  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    Repeat

    Man, that girl can do a lot of reps.
     
    #4 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 3, 2014
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Hey (hey), you (you), get offa iCloud!

    She's too busy trying to delete her "photos" off iCloud after realizing the security lapse.
     
    #5 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 3, 2014
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    Re: Hey (hey), you (you), get offa iCloud!

    So they aren't really photos?
     
    #6 xrayvision, Sep 3, 2014
  7. Crown Royal

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    This could be us but you playin', girl:

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    #7 Crown Royal, Sep 3, 2014
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    Juice, I've got some shit going on. Back up offa me.

    My car is in the shop. Enterprise was suppose to come pick me up from the office at 5 yesterday. When they were a no show I called and it turns out that dispite the fact I had talked with them 3 different times throughout the day and verified the address to be MY OFFICE, they sent the poor girl way out to my house in BFE. Smooooth. I got home at 7pm last night a very unhappy camper.

    The SO is having some medical issues due to a work related injury. Dealing with work comp is something I do not wish on my worst enemy. He is juggling this and jury duty. Good times.

    My car will be $520.00. Thank you!

    Proves my little saying to be so true:

    Nothing's normal unless something's wrong.
     
    #8 shegirl, Sep 3, 2014
  9. Crown Royal

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    They're charging War Machine with 32 felony counts including attempted murder. Hell yes.
     
    #9 Crown Royal, Sep 3, 2014
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    Good, he deserves to be locked up, he'll get added time while incarcerated, guys like him get tested all the time in the can.
     
    #10 Flat_Rate, Sep 3, 2014
  11. Crown Royal

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    The only thing I hope he'll get tested for is HIV. Some sort of super-HIV I hope that rots him from the inside and just slowly kills the fuck out of him. Then the locked-up necrophiliacs can use him as a cum rag and dine out on his taint. I hope they make run a gauntlet made entirely of herpes-riddled giant cocks.
     
    #11 Crown Royal, Sep 3, 2014
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    Best. UFC. PPV. Ever.
     
    #12 Nettdata, Sep 3, 2014
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    They could finally get rid of all those silly rules about groin strikes, spinal strikes and not gluing shards of glass to your gloves.
     
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  14. Not the Bees!

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    Random question, but is there any interest on here for starting a TiB Monthly Book club? This board has amassed a pretty well read and highly educated group of people that regularly converses, which is the hard part about putting together a book club. It could be run in the Pop Culture board and I'd be happy to do any of the related to set it up or run it.

    Just putting the feelers out to see if there is any interest.
     
    #14 Not the Bees!, Sep 3, 2014
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    Thread exists, it just hasn't been used in a little while.
     
    #15 Crown Royal, Sep 3, 2014
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    This is the book I read most recently. Thought it was thrilling. The character depth, the pathos, the existential yearning - don't miss this book!

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    #16 ghettoastronaut, Sep 3, 2014
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    I'm currently reading at American Sniper. I really LIKE reading...I wish I wasn't always interrupted when I try doing it.
     
    #17 shimmered, Sep 3, 2014
  18. Not the Bees!

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    Hhmm, can't seem to find it. Any interest in starting it up again or starting a new one?
     
    #18 Not the Bees!, Sep 3, 2014
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    Here it is.
     
    #19 happyfunball, Sep 3, 2014
  20. Not the Bees!

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    Isn't that just a "What I've been reading lately" kind of thread? I was more thinking of starting one that mimics an actual book club where people interested in participating nominate a book and everyone reads it that month and discusses it.
     
    #20 Not the Bees!, Sep 3, 2014
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