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9/25/15 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 25, 2015.

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  1. Tim

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    Gravy and I just circle jerked.
     
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    Constraints, not restraints.
     
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  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    Scootah
     
    #83 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 28, 2015
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    I'm pretty sure the only one who'd be constrained in masturbation would have been ballsack. He had to pee sitting down. He probably had to jerk off sitting on a doily.
     
    #84 Angel_1756, Sep 28, 2015
  5. CanisDirus

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    Movies that are pretty scary; The Descent and The Descent 2:





    Also, The Mist:



    Even though it's almost beautiful, all those weird other-dimensional creatures, they're none of them passive, but that motherfucker, and he's enormous.
     
    #85 CanisDirus, Sep 28, 2015
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    I forgot about that. That's why y'all perma-banned him right?

    In unrelated news, I just broke my Marmite cherry (couldn't find vegemite in the store or on amazon prime -- because I wanted it now damnit!).

    It was -- shockingly -- a success. I had intended to use it only as an umami booster in things like sauces and broths, but figured I'd give it the college try on buttered toast.... holy fucking shit where have you been all my life!! That salty, tangy, almost meaty flavor just blasts you upfront, with the sweetness of the butter and the crunchiness of the toast. It's heaven. Then the yeast-y aftertaste, it tastes like what a Brit's teeth look like. Maybe the two are correlated. I don't know, nor do I care. I'm certain my wife will make me chug a half gallon of listerine before I get anywhere near her, but it will be worth it.
     
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  7. CanisDirus

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    To not mention the utter batshit-excellent performance by Marcia Gay Harden as Mrs. Carmody:

     
    #87 CanisDirus, Sep 28, 2015
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    Descent is great, but The Mist is so horribly underrated. I've got a man crush on Frank Darabont. He should be the only one allowed near a Stephen King property anymore. Both prove horror flicks can still have things like drama, acting, cinematography. Put 28 Days Later on that list too. Danny Boyle and the guy who wrote The Beach novel. How cool is that? Not to mention it was intense as fuck; I could taste my nuts.

    Speaking of Stephen King, if you have 90 minutes, watch The Night Flier. It's not groundbreaking, but it's actually solid and fun without being goofy. HBO, who made it, should do more stuff like that.

    It's on youtube conveniently:

     
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    You really do have brain damage, don't you?
     
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    My new yoga friend is shamelessly hitting on me. I wear my wedding band to class. I feel awkward saying, "Hey my super married HUSBAND is cooking dinner for me. Gotta run!" Meanwhile this dude is texting me about my "beautiful energy". Blah. I gave him my number bc I wanted to stay in the Ashtanga loop. This is weird. If there's one place I thought I could go and never fear weird dudes that were actually heterosexual, it was yoga. Derp.
     
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  12. Gravy

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    Does he have a man-bun? I'm imagining him with a man-bun.
     
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  13. CanisDirus

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    I bet he looks like this, like Gravy said, Fabien LaRouche from GTA 5:

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    #93 CanisDirus, Sep 28, 2015
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    No man-bun, but a solid collection of hats and super trendy hipster clothes.
     
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    You'll want this.

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    Aim for the eyes and nose-mouth area.
     
    #95 CanisDirus, Sep 29, 2015
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    Another round of people posting that "As of this date, I do NOT give Facebook or its entities permission to use my photos, posts, information, blah blah" seems to have hit my newsfeed. How do people still think that does anything? How did anyone ever think that did anything?
     
    #96 JoeCanada, Sep 29, 2015
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    What makes people think they matter that much?
     
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    #98 CanisDirus, Sep 29, 2015
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    I have seen that bird do the same sorts of things to a coyote.
     
    #99 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 29, 2015
  20. Juice

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    Dont feel awkward, that guy is deliberately crossing a line. A more blatant dismissal might be necessary.
     
    #100 Juice, Sep 29, 2015
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