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9/15/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 15, 2017.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Armageddon still sucks.
     
    #261 Crown Royal, Oct 4, 2017
  2. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I am 40 years old today, it's all downhill from here. Time to slip on a comfy pair of Clarks, crack open a Lee Valley magazine and then fall asleep in front of the golf channel.
     
    #262 Crown Royal, Oct 5, 2017
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    It didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would. 43 seems to have produced all sorts of new aches and pains.

    Happy birthday.
     
    #263 walt, Oct 5, 2017
  4. Improper

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    Birthday here, too, so happy birthday to us.

    The 40s haven't been much different from the 30s for me. Crown, you seem to still run pretty strong, don't worry man. Cheers to a great day!
     
    #264 Improper, Oct 5, 2017
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Yeah, my birthday was yesterday and this is my last year in my 40s. I guess the memory is the first thing to go, because I forgot to pay my car tag. Dammit. What were we talking about again?
     
    #265 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 5, 2017
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    Lee Valley and lawn care.
     
    #266 Nettdata, Oct 5, 2017
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    Speaking of Armageddon and lawn care...

    My front lawn has grubs. Fuckers. They eat the roots and I’ll be spraying nematodes this weekend.

    But it seems the skunks are now out in full force. They apparently really like grubs, because I woke up to this shit this morning:

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    What. The. Fuck. ?

    Operation Mandallay Bay begins tonight.

    (too soon?)
     
    #267 Nettdata, Oct 5, 2017
  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    Got it, Hidden Valley and lawn darts.

    I get the same thing around here, except is grubs and armadillos. Motherfuckers will ruin my yard. I usually dispatch them with a .22, but one night, when I pulled into my driveway, one of the bastards was right there by the edge of the road. I jumped out of my truck with my .380 and emptied the magazine. Totally missed him until the final shot. I live out in the middle of nowhere, but still in a subdivision of sorts. One of my neighbors was like, "hey, did you hear some gunfire last night?" Mmmm, nope, must've been kids with fireworks.
     
    #268 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 5, 2017
  9. Crown Royal

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    Skunks fucking LOVE grubs. If you have them, the skunks will wreck everything long before the grubs have a chance to.

    "Critter Ridder" doesn't work, don't waste your time.
     
    #269 Crown Royal, Oct 5, 2017
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    Same thing happened to me with armadillos. I went out on my front porch and there they were. I grabbed my 9mm and unloaded at them. Just as I was walking back into the house my police scanner went off about multiple shots fired on my road. I'm sure the cops knew who it was, but they never even asked me about it.
     
    #270 toytoy88, Oct 5, 2017
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    I think the funny part of that story is that you walk around with a police scanner.

    That your very first social media device?
     
    #271 Nettdata, Oct 5, 2017
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    The fucking desert. I hate the fucking desert.

    It was a small community and everyone had a scanner, it was our local news station.
     
    #272 toytoy88, Oct 5, 2017
  13. Crown Royal

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    I thought the funny part was how multiple shots were reported fired, but the cops didn't bother simply because is was So-And-So.

    Murcia.
     
    #273 Crown Royal, Oct 5, 2017
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    more like Small Town.
     
    #274 Nettdata, Oct 5, 2017
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    Y'all are fucking old.
     
    #275 Angel_1756, Oct 5, 2017
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    Only on the inside. I got carded at the liquor store yesterday. Again.

    Still got it.
     
    #276 Crown Royal, Oct 5, 2017
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    Grab a rubber band and bump fire it. Do it right or don't do it at all!!
     
    #277 Revengeofthenerds, Oct 5, 2017
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    We sure are.
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    #278 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 5, 2017
  19. Crown Royal

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    You two used to ride the trolley together on the way to the most hip sock-hops. Don't fucking lie.

    And as somebody who once voted for Teddy Roosevelt, does it piss you off that his Rushmore face doesn't have glasses?
     
    #279 Crown Royal, Oct 5, 2017
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    Man I love James Woods, Ive been on a Casino clip kick for a week or so. I might just go head and buy the blu ray.

    My favorite scene with Lester Diamond:


    How he argues with the five year old girl geeks me out every time.
     
    #280 Kubla Kahn, Oct 5, 2017
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