Yea, brain tumors do suck. I've documented my brothers struggles and triumphs on here. One thing I've learned from my journey is once a person has one, they'll never be the same. Sometimes I miss my twin's old personality, he's just not who he was.
No ones going to read that wall of text. Not in the WDT anyway. If you want meaningful feedback on it, there's a writing prompt thread buried somewhere in the Pop Culture Board that you can put it in and get some thoughts on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Angel's going to be a mother at 40, Revenge had a brain tumor, Black Jesus calls his nuts 'cum dingleberries'...but on to something important... MY TV IS 3D!!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Long story short, we got a new tv when we moved. We went to Best Buy, the sales guy was actually super helpful. We were between a 55" smart TV and regular LED 55". The sales guy asked would we be using skype, etc. I said no, so he said 'Don't waste your money then, get the non-smart tv.' It was $800 less, so that's what we get. I scheduled it to be delivered to the new place a few days before our official move. 3 scheduled deliveries later, and they finally show up. A few days after the delivery, and a fucked up comcast visit later, I notice the tv has some weird icons. As you get busy in a move, I promptly set it up (including having to go to Cockcast to get the right box and modem, because despite the 5 calls (no exaggeration) to them about the appointment, they still managed to bring the wrong stuff. Anyway, I get it all set up, we're happy with the purchase, the HD is great, and I promptly forget about the icons. Fast forward to the PGA Championship. I'm fucking pissed that they're not televising it until 1 p.m. Furious. I've got six gazillion channels and not one of them can show something happening live? My wife, also highly annoyed (although I think it was at me) says I should look online and stream it. For some reason, I click on the tv (vaguely remembering I hooked it up the wireless network, but couldn't remember why I did it, I just got prompted, put in the info, and promptly forgot about it). Check out the goofy icons, and boom, there's the PGA icon. So now I'm streaming. Yay! I then look at the remote (which I've had for four months) and notice the '3D' button. I click it. The tv gets a bit fuzzy. HOLY SHIT, THIS TV CAME WITH A BOX OF SHIT! WHERE IS IT!?!?!?!?!?! Of course, the wife has no idea what I'm talking about, but I track down the box (I never throw that shit away - keeping that stuff long after I've thrown out the thing it came with) - put together the glasses and voila, I had an erection the size of, well, not very big, but you get the point. I HAVE 3D TV! Clearly the most important thing that's been going on today.
I really want to be happy for you, but every 3D TV that's sold has 3D all over the fucking box. How you got this TV and did not know it was 3D makes me worry about your eyesight.
A buddy's wife recently had a baby. We're close enough that we hang out once a month or so and we had lunch on Friday. I couldn't tell my old lady the child's name or gender. #justguythings
The amount of times my wife chastises me for not 'getting important information' - like a baby's name or gender - is directly proportional to the amount of conversations I have. What I could tell her is how big her tits are after the birth, but somehow she doesn't feel that's relevant. I couldn't disagree more.
My brother and I drove to the top of Mount Evans today, all 14,120 feet of it. By the time I got to the top I was ready to drive back because the road definitely had some sketchy sections that were close to prominent, real cliffs and I was ready to get that done and over with before I spent too much time at the hypoxic altitude. Anyone else spend a long time getting somewhere only to realize you're ready to head back the second you're there?
Damn broken noses. I know it looks shitty, but once you straighten your nose out, putting tampons in your nostrils is actually the best solution. So long as you know your bone (technically: cartilage) is set right, your main focus is the bleeding. So why not get something that is designed to accommodate bleeding?
The sex and names of babies don't even matter. They're all just noisy poop and vomit factories until they're like 14.
Then they become little assholes that hate you and don't give a fuck about everything you've given them.
So I think Tony Stewart might be taking a time-out from life for awhile http://deadspin.com/reports-tony-stewart-ran-over-opposing-driver-during-1618893708
Seeing Mötley Crüe and Alice Cooper in Toronto tonight. Sure to be plenty of hair at this show washed with bars of soap. Im going early to tailgate but Sunday night for a concert sucks, especially with a 100 mile drive each way.
Yeah, is it just me or did a pro NASCAR driver just flat-out commit vehicular homicide in front of thousands of people? I have never seen anything like that before.
Fair warning: the Gardiner is under heavy construction, as is the Lakeshore. The 401+DVP has subsequently seen a huge increase in traffic flow so it tends to be littered with accidents. Take home message: pack a sandwich for the trip and pee before you leave. It took my husband three hours to get to Oakville from U of T's downtown campus on Friday night.
I am honestly surprised at how many people think he should be jailed. I have a hard time believing that the driver hit him intentionally or that he didn't care if he hit him. The guy darted out in front of him. One could even make the case that the driver moved enough to try and clear him but miscalculated his back tire jutting out. All this happened in mere seconds at a high rate of speed.