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8/8/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 8, 2014.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Re: Destiny to the main stage

    Hot.
     
  2. shegirl

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    At what point do they realize that unless that fucking thing is bolted at the top and bottom, no matter what size they are, it will eventually let go and send them and the pole flying? I mean how hard is that concept?
     
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    Get on the pole

    Questions like this about your sex life should really be posted in the advice forum.
     
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    ...that girl is harder than a coffin nail.
     
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    I went to lunch with a couple of the ladies from the office today. They know I read the news a lot on my down time and tend to see me as a source of info. for current events in the world, of which there are currently plenty.

    This is one of the conversations that took place.

    Angie: So did you hear what Russia is doing with their airspace?
    Xray: You mean how Vladimir Putin is trying to close off Russian airspace in response to the sanctions?
    Angie: Yes, that.
    Xray: Well, not only is he considering doing that, but he's also banned all food and material imports to his country from Europe and US. He's trying to fight back on the sanctions.
    Angie: Why would he do that to us when he's fighting Israel?
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    Angie: Why are you looking at me like that?
    Xray: He's not fighting Israel. Israel is fighting a terrorist organization in the Gaza Strip.
    Angie: Where?
    Xray: Are you fucking with me?
    Angie: No!
    Xray: Angie, Israel is fighting Muslim terrorists. Russia is fighting Ukraine. ISIS is murdering all the Christians in Iraq. Ebola is killing Africans wholesale. The whole world is falling apart, ok?
    Angie: I need to watch the news better.

    I finished my quesadilla is disgust.
     
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    Every time I see ISIS in the news, all I can think about is wondering when the next season of Archer starts back. Well, that and the dead Christians.

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    Or this:

     
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    Speaking of stupidity, my cousins are now fully on board with The Food Babe and firmly believe anything this twat types on the Internet. I have deactivated my social media because I can't take the stupid anymore, people who will swallow anything hook line and sinker just because some woman tells them too.

    That and NaturalNews, Alex Jones, vaccines, autism, it goes on and on. I really hate people.
     
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    Mrs. Noland is out with the girls this evening and

    1) the 12 year old is watching The Avengers despite the fact the she doesn't want him to be watching it because it's easier
    2) not entirely certain where the 9 year old is
    3) the 6 year old is upstairs with a friend whose name I don't know.

    Should any of you expectant parents want some advice on parenting, I'm available.
     
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    Juice so nice of you to share a pic of you practicing your BJ skillz. You got it man!
     
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    Cosby? Id suck the cock right off his pelvis.
     
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    El fiance's grandmother is my hero. She's brutally honest and doesn't give a shit who she offends. In my next life I'm coming back as a rich, white 75 y/o who has porcelain skin, spends
    15 minutes applying lipstick, and doesn't give a shit what you think. I wish everyone in my life was this blunt and real.
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com</a>

    It is difficult to explain to children why you are trying not to laugh at the phrase "panty hamster".
     
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    Perfect nickname for jägerette. When hungry she goes to the pantry and nibbles on a couple of things, and leave them half finished in there.
     
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    Since you jackals put it out there, I thought I'd confirm - one baby, no suspicion of extraneous chromosomes. And I am not forty.
     
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    I know it's bad ju-ju to talk about things before they happen....

    But since this board kind of remotely inspired it here, figured I'd just ask for anyone who cares to cross their fingers or pray to whatever god they believe in that it works out.

    Tomorrow I'm having a Skype meeting with an editor from a major website (major as in, deadspin, reddit, fark, that kind of traffic-level) to pitch my story. Tomorrow also happens to be the 7th-year anniversary of the brain surgery that saved my life.

    I don't know if it's a paying gig (it probably isn't), but if it is I do intend to donate whatever profits to Children's Brain Tumor Foundation.
     
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    Just let us know where to send the gifts:
     

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    Not the father

    Is this going to be on an upcoming episode of Maury? Or do you already know who the father is?
     
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    Re: Not the father

    I'm guessing Black Jesus.
     
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    Re: Not the father

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