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8/4/17 WDT or CIVIC DAY WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 4, 2017.

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  1. toddamus

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    I would ask her for permission before sending that
     
    #121 toddamus, Aug 9, 2017
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    Sure...and see what happens next.
     
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  3. Crown Royal

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    Like you've never been on a ladder jerking off outside some chick's bedroom window. Pervert.
     
    #123 Crown Royal, Aug 9, 2017
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    Well hell... I think I now understand how this is true:

     
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    This is where having a superior intellect comes in handy. I plan on using the stairs because I've never heard of a ladder to heaven, but I've heard of a stairway to heaven.

    If I'm feeling lazy, I'll just go to a mall and use the escalator.
     
    #125 toytoy88, Aug 9, 2017
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    You just glide your lifting hand on the side of ladder so you stay grounded at all times and leave your other hand free to spank. We used it when I used to paint houses during the summer. Only the ex cons would do it with hands full of penis.
     
    #126 Kubla Kahn, Aug 9, 2017
  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    Are you saying YOU don't shop at StoMaNoHIndaChem for all your chemical and industrial supplies?
     
    #127 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 9, 2017
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    I said I LIKE it, doesn't that imply that I support it with my business?
     
    #128 NatCH, Aug 9, 2017
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    Good point. How could you not, with their great radio ads:

    Come see us at StoMaNoHIndaChem today, just don't come on us.

    At StoMaNoHIndaChem we want your business, but not as much as we want you to stop masturbating.
     
    #129 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 9, 2017
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    I believe that without the jerking off thing. Ladders are dangerous and people should have a fucking license to own one. The amount of homeowners who I have seen use a ladder safely/properly have to be 10-1 in favour of idiots who took ladder lessons from Clark Griswold.
     
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    This thread is about due for a good Revengeofthenerds "well I fell off a ladder again" story.
     
    #131 NatCH, Aug 9, 2017
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    I'm honestly surprised it took someone that long to bring it up.

    Nah, haven't fallen off a ladder in a while. though I have broken my nose multiple times doing so previously. I finally learned my lesson and got one of those telescoping ladders, which is a *literal* lifesaver, it being sturdy and stable as hell.

    Of course, I say all this while nursing a broken nose and one black eye from when my son's head landed on my face this weekend, so go figure.
     
    #132 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 9, 2017
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    Were you masturbating at the time?
     
    #133 toytoy88, Aug 9, 2017
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    No actually I was trying to get into heaven.
     
    #134 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 9, 2017
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    I never seem to get a hand full of penis, I always come up short
     
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    Oh, and today is my 10 year anniversary from brain surgery. I am celebrating with a $10 bottle of wine, which constitutes splurging for me, and frozen pizza, which constitutes an easy meal for my son who just got finished swimming.

    My wife is being induced on the 23rd now if she doesn't have the critter before then, so the real celebration is the fact that our baby and my wife is still doing well.

    Regardless, glad I can finally put all this crap behind me now.
     
    #136 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 9, 2017
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    Am I the only one who thought that this ended with a anvil falling from the sky(like from a passing plane or something) crashing into him the moment after he clicked "post reply?" No, that's just me? Oh...ok then, carry on.
     
    #137 dieformetal, Aug 9, 2017
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    I've watched videos of Asian chicks masturbating against the corner of tables. Not having hands isn't a barrier to sin.
     
    #138 Misanthropic, Aug 9, 2017
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    Must have been some pretty low tables. You sure they weren't foot stools?
     
    #139 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 9, 2017
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    Ping Pong table maybe?
     
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