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8/4/17 WDT or CIVIC DAY WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 4, 2017.

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    Not to mention they offer the best kit in the industry to start with
     
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    Why does all the painful shit happen to me when I'm sober?!?

    Playing with my son, dude bounces up and crack right on the nose. Clean break, about a 30 degree angle.

    It was his bedtime so fortunately my wife just took him there. Blood all out my left nostril and mouth. I've done this before (I'm the "hold my beer" to Darwinism; I've broken and re-set my nose before), so cut off a cedar tree branch, bit it hard, and re-set it.

    Now I can breathe outta both nostrils again.

    Now I need wine. And a cigar.

    And possibly morphine.
     
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    Has anyone else noticed Mel Gibson is morphing into Saddam Hussein?

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  4. Crown Royal

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    This is a pretty cool compilation. Big-wave surfers are completely out of their fucking minds. They have to be, there's no other option.

     
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    Am I the only one looking forward to September? While I've done a lot of fly fishing this summer and got much better, its been kind of boring. I'm kind of ready to be busy again.

    That and college football starts, and shortly thereafter pro and college hockey, and of course the NFL
     
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    I'm sure you're real excited about a 7-5 season and a 3rd place finish in the division.
     
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    I will be disappointed if that happens to CU yea, they had such a good year last year. I'm thinking its more likely Ohio has a down year.
     
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    Dont let Frank Solich fool you. Ohio University is usually a not good team.
     
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    You two hand them?

    Obviously the ogranization, stopmasturbatingnow, never does it, I can't imagine using two hands.

    I think they fucked up the metaphor, you can totally climb a ladder with one arm and two legs
     
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    Masturbation IS heaven. And the only ones who don't do it have no hands.

    150 billion galaxies in this universe and Jesus wants to know if you're into porn.
     
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    And just remember, Jesus is always watching you, always.....
     
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    Hey, I like the guy. Especially his hit single "Right Here, Right Now" back in 1991.
     
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    Ok, well clearly that is a sexist campaign. Unless girls are masturbating while also holding a dude's penis?

    But, also, I thought, ok, well that can't really be a website, so of course I had to check. These are ACTUAL headlines for articles from the website:

    and then,
    I don't even.
     
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    Ok, well double post but whatever because this is the funniest stuff. So, you can comment on the stopmasturbationnow.org articles, and I am dying skimming through that. So, under this article:
    There is this picture posted at the top:
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    With these comments:
     
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    I would love to meet the Big Man On Campus behind this campaign. He probably watched the girlfriend from his sexless college relationship do the entire football team.
     
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    I like that the parent company is "Stop Masturbation Now Heavy Industries and Chemical"
     
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    I just imagine the people ascending to heaven during the rapture masturbating on us from above to prove how right they were.

    Hands full of penis. Is the most perfectly worded sentence I've ever seen.
     
    #118 Kubla Kahn, Aug 9, 2017
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    Am I the only one whos thought I could totally climb a ladder one handed while rubbing one out with the other? C'mon its an obvious joke.
     
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    I, for one, will be testing this theory over the weekend. I guess I should send the video to Shegirl?
     
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