Even though you fuckers are making our air look like the day Mt St Helens blew I still threw you a bone. You're welcome. Seriously though this shit sucks. The SO has to work in it every day. I mean the excessive heat is enough but top it off with breathing Canada's smoke farts, it's terrible. The upswing, I got a kick ass hair cut yesterday. Thanks Hair Lady! FOCUS: CANADA? Whatever.
We're only trying to smoke out the smell of all that shit that's in your White House. Call it Lumberjack Insence.
You fuckers are slacking. Today is International Beer Day. In honor of my home country -- Texas -- I am drinking Shiner Homespun Cream Ale. It's delicious, as is everything that comes from Shiner Brewery. The Texas Hill Country has had an explosion of microbreweries in the past 2-3 years. like you could fill a bar just with the local varieties available now, and yet everyone forgets that Shiner Bock is the original local brew.
I thought you weren't supposed to be drinking since your wife is liable to expel your spawn at a moment's notice?
If you need to have International Beer Day to drink beer, then, well, I don't know what to say. I figured everyone around here would react with an air of indifference.
Having a few drinks vs. getting too shitfaced to drive. Yeah, it's just semantics, but whatever makes her happy.
I thought you weren't supposed to be drinking because 6 months ago you decided you were an alcoholic?
Nah, I get it. I'm in the same boat. Just scheduled the eviction appointment with the hospital for Tuesday morning if the girlfriend doesn't go into spontaneous labor over the weekend. Recently I have really been wanting to have a nice glass of red wine as opposed to the myriad of beers I have in my fridge, but I am afraid that if I bring wine into my house when the girlfriend can't drink, I will most likely end up stabbed.
It's not all fun and games, you know... http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/1814-beer-flood-killed-eight-people-180964256/?no-ist
I've had ongoing issues with it. A lot of it was symptomatic of various other problems going on, and as I got those under control, the drinking fell back in line with what most people would consider "moderation." In essense, I finally got my shit together and grew up.
Martin Shkreli was convicted of securities fraud and one count of conspiracy. The judge should jack up his sentence by like 10,000% in one day and see how he likes it.
That reminds me of another random event from Boston... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood At least if you died from the beer flood, you could've said you died drunk.
Just ran across a pic taken from Mount Ranier yesterday, showing the smoke they're getting right now... pretty spectacular: Spoiler: for size