Well, if you want to see your intestines fail, you could eat at The Varsity, since they have one there, too. Don't drive around with your windows down, though. You may get hit in the head with a diploma. Stop by Normal Bar, Prince Avenue.
Juice I got you a gif(t): It's also a fairly accurate depiction of my game plan for the girl I have coming over later.
I don't play golf. Otherwise, I manage to do these things if I want to and still find it within me to occasionally go to a social engagement because my wife wants to spend some time with me. Apparently my balls are in her purse or something, but if so, she takes good care of them and rolls them out fairly freely. Oh right, I also like my best friend and can keep him company on a day he's celebrating his upcoming daughter's entry to the world. This is not some terrible sacrifice to make for either of them. I'm not above occasionally having a less than 9 or 10 rated Saturday afternoon for the sake of family and friends.