yeah, i get the "please don't fart" and i raise you "what did she eat?" and "not a single hair....unlike her upper lip." the best line from bob's burgers i have yet heard: "dany dimopolis, come in my acropolis and make my yogurt greek."
there was a food truck at one of our neighborhood bars, so we walked down there for dinner. a couple of blocks away we ran across this guy. someone has a damn turkey for a pet.
it's a good thing you took the cake side of this debate, because rep'ing you with "you do have an awesome looking wet pie" would've sounded creepy. seriously though, you should go ahead and post a picture of an awesome cake to try and support your argument.
you just can't appreciate how awesome that cake is because you're blind. it's all just a blur of color to you, isn't it? poor rush. i'll see if i can find a cake that doesn't have red or green in it. and i'll have you know, the 6 year olds loved it. and we all know they have exquisite taste. and you are probably disappointed you couldn't rep me that. i know the deal. i got a text from my friend. bonnie: you ever hear that song all about that bass? me: no, but i'll youtube it. i think it was her way of telling me she doesn't want to be friends anymore. so since i suffered, so shall you. if you click on it i guess.
that song came up at work, i expressed my opinion that it was awful and was pounced upon. i was told i clearly am "uncomfortable" with the song's message and would like it if it was katy perry or another "hot" pop star. i waited until i was positive the girl, who is usually not contentious, was not trolling, then politely excused myself from the room cause i didn't want to chat with hr eventually. i don't care if the song is speaking out against juvenile aids or if it was protesting factory farming, it is not pleasant to my ears and i don't enjoy the melody. but i'm completely unsurprised its top 5 on the charts.
when did watching youtube videos become a valid thing to do while hanging out with friends? jesus, guys, if i wanted to watch shitty youtube videos while listening to people eat chips with their mouths open, i could have just stayed home with a bag of chips.
how has no one mentioned strawberry-rhubarb pie? the rhubarb grows like a goddamn weed and is delicious!
i don't know that there's a state outside of nv, az, nm that doesn't grow it. personally, if i'm in the mood for pie, which is rare, it's my go-to choice, followed by plain-old apple.
apparently blue moon makes a cinnamon horchatta ale. i'm not normally a fan of blue moon (for the price, there's a lot better-tasting heffes, wheat ales, whatever you can get), but because i love horchatta i had to try it and i fully expected to take a sip and disown the rest of the sixer. i am a changed man.
so this girl i met 5 years ago in london is facebook messaging me on a friday night despite the fact she is engaged... she is either checking up one me, seeing if i'm doing better than her or her better than me, or fuck who knows.
bud light now comes in 24 pack pint bottles for 20 bucks. i may have gotten excited and bought 2 cases, it's the small things in life you have to appreciate folks. i fit all but 4 in the yeti 65, had to save room for the wife's water, it's gonna be a good day tomorrow. i get to find out if i am having a little shit of a boy or a beautiful baby girl. all while drinking at the pool on a 90 degree summer day. hard to beat.
i'm confused. does your doctor do "poolside" visits? are you not going to be with your wife while finding this news out? how in 2014 do you think having a girl is going to be easier than a boy? i don't understand your life.
3d ultrasound at 12, i'll be with the wife when that happens, although she wanted a "reveal" party at the pool afterwards. so she and i will find out with everybody else at the party. i was a bastard of a son in my later years so it's just wishful thinking on my part to have a girl, the wife wants a boy.