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8/22/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 22, 2014.

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  1. shegirl

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    today is:

    national tooth fairy day-i wonder if back in the day they left lumps of coal instead of money.

    national pecan torte day-
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    recipe:
    1 12-inch round pie crust
    •3 large eggs
    •1/2 cup (packed) golden brown sugar
    •3/4 cup dark corn syrup
    •3 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted
    •2 tablespoons bourbon
    •1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    •1/4 teaspoon salt
    •2 cups pecan halves or pieces

    preparation:
    place crust in 10-inch tart pan with removable bottom; press crust into pan. trim overhang. chill crust 30 minutes.

    preheat oven to 375°f. line crust with foil; fill with dried beans. bake until crust is set and pale golden, about 30 minutes. remove foil and beans. bake crust until golden brown, about 10 minutes. place pan with crust on rimmed baking sheet.

    meanwhile, using electric mixer, beat eggs and sugar in medium bowl. beat in corn syrup. add butter, bourbon, vanilla, and salt; beat until blended. stir in pecans.

    pour pecan filling into hot crust. bake until center of filling is set, about 25 minutes. cool tart on rack 1 hour; remove pan sides. serve slightly warm or at room temperature. do ahead: can be made 8 hours ahead. rewarm slightly before serving, if desired.

    'wildered, get on that please!
     
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    first posting bitches. not that i am hanging around just waiting for it. no way i would do that.
     
  3. Now Slappy

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    and 'wildered, if you're making some for shegirl, make sure you make enough for everyone.
     
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    blueperry pie is where its at. tart and sweet.

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    cherry pie. it must be the greatest of pies, because y'know....that song they did.

    blueberry? what are you, a commie?

    i humbly present you the classiest of bitches:



    if i went through the apparently minor trouble of convincing her to take her panties off, and happened upon a set of instructions....i dunno what i would do. follow them? leave? double bag it? what a cunt-nundrum.
     

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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    one time i ordered two chocolate chip muffins from dunkin donuts because they are glorious. usually i would start eating at least one of them on the way home, but no, i was going to savor them (i.e. hide from the family) when i got home. the tops are just a little crispy with huge granules of sugar...hold on, i need a moment....

    anyway, got home and the bitch gave me blueberry. not even close to satisfying my cravings. i think i shed some tears as i ate them.

    yeah, blueberry sucks.
     
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    ive never been a huge fan of the texture of cherries, i did have some amish cherry pie the other day and it was great. still for my money the best non pumpkin pie would be key lime pie. pumpkin if my favorite but really it never feels right eating it in the middle of summer, a very seasonal pie.
     
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    i'm partial to fresh maine blueberries, in pie, pancakes, jam and beer. particularly when i am actually in maine, and the blueberry goodness has been preceeded by lobster or clam chowda.
     
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    key lime's fine for summer, but dutch apple all the way

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    pecan pie is my favourite dessert ever in the history of anything. i would eat pecan pie out of rosie o'donnell's vagina if i had to.
     
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    does all the extra frosting as a result taint it though?
     
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    an excellent point. i suppose if i had to be served a dessert in such a fashion it would have to be red velvet, as it's enhanced by cream cheese flavour.

    i literally just shuddered while imagining that. fuck.
     
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    cooked fruit is un-delicious.




    better than sex cake is where it's at.
     
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    i'm happily joining the pecan and dutch apple pie groups because bam, its delicious.
     
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    cake or pie? is this even a legit choice? pie all the way, no other option.
     
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    i found this while clicking through failblog and was reminded of scootah.
     

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    fine. but no fruit.
     
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    oh yeah? that peach i sliced up last night and threw on a frying pan to caramelize a bit on the sides begs to differ. fried peaches and vanilla ice cream. yes. i'll take my grandma's pecan pie too, before curling up into a food coma.

    no love for pumpkin pie here? that could be my favorite, drowned in a massive dollop of fresh whipped cream.
     
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    all pie. the only kinds i don't like are the ones infected by coconut of any kind.
     
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