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8/19/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 19, 2016.

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  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    Well, my car overheated yesterday on my way to work. I had already called and said I was going to be in late because I wasn't feeling good. Apparently neither was my car. I was stranded at a viewpoint (thank god) on the side of the freeway for about 2 hours before the tow truck showed up. Luckily it was just a blown hose.

    Anyway, people watching at the viewpoint was...interesting. Two young guys stopped to help. They put some water in the car (no clue it was the hose at that point). I gave them some money. It was very cool of them to give a shit. The next was an old man. He started talking to me about what happened and so on. I said I was waiting for a tow to my mechanic. He then says, "Well I bet they can fix it. They could fix you too with a piece of duct tape." And he did the tape over the mouth motion while he said it. *blinkblink* WHAT THE FUCK.

    Focus: Not sure. Maybe, what is the weirdest and/or most inappropriate thing a stranger has said to you?
     
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  2. Angel_1756

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    On the subway with a bunch of people on the train, a filthy woman sat next to me and asked if she could put her head in my lap so I could check her ear for maggots.

    I declined.
     
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  3. katokoch

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    A guy asked if I wanted to see his girlfriend's pussy while I was taking a piss in the bathroom. Montana can be a weird place, I guess.
     
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    So...what did it look like?
     
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    I don't know, based on her appearance it would have taken some searching to find it.
     
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    From my experience, you just need to throw some flour on them and it will stick to the wet parts.
     
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  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    Are you talking about ear maggots or pussy?
     
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    Could be either, depending on how bad the infection is festering.
     
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    We've gone from posting hot chicks naked in the WDT to discussing ear maggots and flour on fat chicks' pussy...I feel like we've gone down a bit...
     
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    Oh wait, there was also that time dixie asked to see my labia. That was pretty fucking weird.
     
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    Better than him just throwing flour at you.
     
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    Is it weird that I'm beginning to despise people - especially college going types - in the 20-24 age range? I mean teenagers are stupid, generally aren't aware they're stupid, and think they've figured it all out. College students are all of that but with an added layer of smugness and self-righteousness.

    Or is this just another sign I'm getting old?
     
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    When I was about 18 I went into Manhattan with a buddy of mine and we brought along two girls we were friends with. As we were walking out of the bus terminal two guys were checking them out and making comments. When the guys saw us a couple of steps behind them, one looked at me and "Hey man, is that your meat? Sorry about that man."

    The girls were not amused.
     
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    That is probably a rhetorical question at the end of your post, but yes......the answer is yes, yes it does. However, it certainly does NOT make your response invalid.
     
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    A homeless dude who hung out around my place in Atlanta asked me if I knew anyone who wanted their dick sucked. I did not. At least not in the moment.

    On another note, THIS WAS MY LAST DAY BEFORE VACATION. TIME TO GET WEIRD, BITCHES.
     
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  16. shegirl

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    I thought we already were. Huh.
     
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    Well, shit. Weirder.
     
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    "It never got weird enough for me."

    hst.jpg
     
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  19. Rush-O-Matic

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    You don't know anyone who wants to get their dick sucked? Uh, I'll give you a hint: it's everyone who has a dick.
     
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    By a homeless dude? Everyone with a dick wants it sucked by someone at any given moment, on that we agree. However, I don't think everyone with a dick will always whip it out for any homeless dude that's giving out BJs. Would you?

    Details.
     
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